By Ouch - 21/10/2009 21:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Haha, you totally deserve it. Not how you approach the subject of even possibly one day having a kid. I'd be leery of letting you touch me too if I was her.

That's what I was going to say, only I was going to say it in English. It is way too early to talk about having babies if you haven't even had sex!

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whitechocolate17 0

I would be SOO so happy if my boyfriend had said that !! ANd I'm sure I can't be the only one to feel that way. Saying that means COMMITMENT. And that's a big thing :)

uh, thats really sweet(if sweet means really ******* corny), but no one wants to think about babies. thinking about changing shitty diapers and staying up all night helping a crying child kind of kills the mood, okay? you have to be some what of a bitch to punch a guy in the nuts for that, but come on

damnwtfdude 0

Ditch the bitch. Punching you in the nuts for that? WTF? If he had done anything similar to her, he'd likely be in jail. But a girl does it, and it's ****** hilarious. Just tell him you don't want a baby. No need to break up with him, punch him in the nuts, or any other insanity over a little comment.

what a bitch...if i said that it would probably mean unlimited sex for the rest of my life. when do we guys ever say that, unless we are in our late thirties

awwww. ur girlfriend is a bitch. i wouldn't have hit you. it seemed like you were trying to be sweet/ cute.

have you talked about having kids before or getting married? fyi, a movie is not the time to spring the idea on your girl if you've never talked about it before. if you have, then your girl is a bitch

awaisan3 0
SaturnE_fml 0

So, next time a woman tells me she'd like to get married during a movie, should I slap her **** off?