FML : Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant...

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Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hotsauce887 - / Sunday 29 March 2009 21:08 / United States

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By missclash | 0

#68563 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:26

smart.

By jennaleigh | 0

#68574 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:28

I look forward to hearing about your Darwin Award.

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By Sunako_fml | 9

#68544 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:23

Ouch..

vollyball921 | 0

#980406 - Friday 16 April 2010 04:57

HAHA nothin says happy birthday better then tht!

By missclash | 0

#68563 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:26

smart.

By Meow34 | 0

#68569 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:27

...no comment.

GrammarNazi722 | 0

#1059175 - Saturday 3 July 2010 08:03

By saying "...no comment," you are commenting. Way to go!

chetchatter | 5

#1852231 - Thursday 16 December 2010 07:53

#3.... u fail

DaDezza244 | 29

#4994420 - Tuesday 2 October 2012 04:56

#3 Oh the Irony of your comment!

By jennaleigh | 0

#68574 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:28

I look forward to hearing about your Darwin Award.

Radon210 | 1

#426785 - Saturday 25 July 2009 03:07

Agree completely

By xMooMoox | 0

#68575 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:28

I moderated this one because it was either crazy or someone put some though into it! Lol

By pb_fml | 0

#68578 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:29

Ahaha fuego! Double FYL, being embarassed, AND your hat catching on fire. Hopefully the dessert was good.

By dancin303 | 0

#68582 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:30

were you okay?...i hope your hair didnt catch on fire fyl-ouch thats embarresing ydi-because never lean forward wiht somethng large on your head (or even with your hair down) into a table that has a flame idiot and #3, that is a comment

By Amkii | 0

#68584 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:30

LOL!! #4 - I love you! That comment is WIN.

By woofer_fml | 0

#68585 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:30

hey, now here's the positive side to it. everyone knows that your the flamer of the group.

By may_cause_fail | 0

#68591 - Monday 30 March 2009 01:31

Rofl at 9. At least you got free stuff! :D

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