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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 993
You deserved it 88

Same thing different taste

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That’s a pretty big “miss” to shove the wrong person into the cake. I would assume it was intentional and you were the intended target. Do not associate any further with this A-hole if you can avoid it… Not only was this a stupid and hostile act thinly disguised as a “prank” it would not only make the target suffer it also kept anyone from getting a decent piece of cake. What an amazing jerk!

Battousai124 5

Charge him with assault and murderous intent. 1. You only shove people's faces into cake once there are no more candles, lit or otherwise. 2. You don't miss accidentally when doing something like this.

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That’s a pretty big “miss” to shove the wrong person into the cake. I would assume it was intentional and you were the intended target. Do not associate any further with this A-hole if you can avoid it… Not only was this a stupid and hostile act thinly disguised as a “prank” it would not only make the target suffer it also kept anyone from getting a decent piece of cake. What an amazing jerk!

Well, doesn't that take the cake! I'll bet you look lit.

Battousai124 5

Charge him with assault and murderous intent. 1. You only shove people's faces into cake once there are no more candles, lit or otherwise. 2. You don't miss accidentally when doing something like this.

That is the stupidest thing... I don't know who came up with the idea of shoving someone's face into a cake, but they should be smothered with frosting. It's immature, stupid, and wasteful.