Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I was showing my grandson how to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. I got a little too close and set my hair on fire. The candles remained lit but my grandson was too terrified to go near them after the whole ordeal. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML
Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
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Chazzster 32
That’s a pretty big “miss” to shove the wrong person into the cake. I would assume it was intentional and you were the intended target. Do not associate any further with this A-hole if you can avoid it… Not only was this a stupid and hostile act thinly disguised as a “prank” it would not only make the target suffer it also kept anyone from getting a decent piece of cake. What an amazing jerk!
Battousai124 9
Charge him with assault and murderous intent. 1. You only shove people's faces into cake once there are no more candles, lit or otherwise. 2. You don't miss accidentally when doing something like this.
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Chazzster 32
That’s a pretty big “miss” to shove the wrong person into the cake. I would assume it was intentional and you were the intended target. Do not associate any further with this A-hole if you can avoid it… Not only was this a stupid and hostile act thinly disguised as a “prank” it would not only make the target suffer it also kept anyone from getting a decent piece of cake. What an amazing jerk!
RichardPencil 32
Well, doesn't that take the cake! I'll bet you look lit.
Battousai124 9
Charge him with assault and murderous intent. 1. You only shove people's faces into cake once there are no more candles, lit or otherwise. 2. You don't miss accidentally when doing something like this.
Hangryko 32
Charge them with assault.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That is the stupidest thing... I don't know who came up with the idea of shoving someone's face into a cake, but they should be smothered with frosting. It's immature, stupid, and wasteful.