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Today, my 15 year-old just told me she's pregnant and she isn’t sure which guy she slept with is the dad. I can’t even deal with this, she's 15 so I’m sure sex is illegal at her age, plus which boyfriend? How many does she have? I’ve been sober for 26 years, but god I want a scotch right now. FML
why would you think "sex is illegal" at her age? forget getting a drink of scotch, make sure she knows ALL OF HER OPTIONS, AND GET HER TO A DOCTOR ASAP.
In the U.S each state has it's own "age of consent" (the age at which a person can legally decide to have sex.) The youngest age of consent is 16, so that's likely what OP is referring to by illegal.