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By Hotsauce887 - 29/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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Great idea

By UnluckyLatina - 22/04/2016 03:30 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By Mr. Headshot - 25/04/2011 05:01

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

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Baby don't hurt me...

By whatislife1969 - 08/09/2017 10:00

Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML

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By Tiana - 09/01/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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missclash 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:26

smart.

jennaleigh 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:28

I look forward to hearing about your Darwin Award.

Comments

KilgoreTrout_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:33

That's not really an FML. A funny story, but nothing you should be all embarrassed about.

SlappyDog 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:26

best FML ever

Domd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:33

This happened to mr

happygoluckyhh 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:28

FAIL!! :D LOL that made my day. Oh my god that is halirous! I can't stop laughing! Nice move!

Jayther18 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 8:13

At EL Indio! hahahaha.

eatshit123 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:08

haha

InterwebYoda 0

Monday 29 November 2010 2:51

composed, I am supposed to be. But make me fall out of my hoverchair laughing, this did.

Lighting_XDB 0

Friday 3 December 2010 3:13

Happy Birthday! XD

cheesepie08 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 15:53

funniest fml ever

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:08

You were at Garcia's huh?? FYL cuz I hate when my family and friends do that to me. :( I can't even eat the dessert, the damn greedy bitches embarrass me for ice cream.