Face Your Fears

By Broc'n dreams - 06/02/2017 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up screaming "FUCK OFF!" because I had a dream that someone threw broccoli through my window. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Through your open window or did they smash the glass with it? Was it raw or was it lightly steamed with cheese sauce? The jury's still out.

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RichardPencil 30

Through your open window or did they smash the glass with it? Was it raw or was it lightly steamed with cheese sauce? The jury's still out.

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RodzillaX 30

That happens to me, but usually in a nightmare. It's usually me yelling at whatever is about to kill me.

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hellnosucka 27

you know what, if you can't scream "**** off" at hypothetical broccoli throwers, then I don't know who you can scream it at.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I laughed a bit harder than I should have. In reality, though, OP, if the worst problem you have is that you woke up swearing about broccoli, you're probably in a pretty good place. Chin up.

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CastaP 12

How is this anything but hilarious?

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