The questions are many.

The questions are many.

Through your open window or did they smash the glass with it? Was it raw or was it lightly steamed with cheese sauce? The jury's still out.

You seem disturbed.

That happens to me, but usually in a nightmare. It's usually me yelling at whatever is about to kill me.

Lol

you know what, if you can't scream "fuck off" at hypothetical broccoli throwers, then I don't know who you can scream it at.

I laughed a bit harder than I should have. In reality, though, OP, if the worst problem you have is that you woke up swearing about broccoli, you're probably in a pretty good place. Chin up.

What the? Why broccoli?

How is this anything but hilarious?