Ahh bloody hell, i thought i was gonna get first but moose got too it first. But seriously how lame are the FML's getting when people are now complaining about getting food on/in their shirt. I mean i understand cute guys were involved but honestly, people eat messy mexican all the time

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in your dreams sucka

OMG i didnt get the first comment, im obviously not worthy of existing on the same website as you cool fucks. now i gotta delete my profile, come out of my basement, and get prepped for the gay sex with my awkward shemale named ted. FAIL.

LOL no you don't #10

Congratulations!

because taking a bite of your burrito will impress a bunch of waiters... the morons on fml these days

um ur not first...

You think it's cool to choke on a burrito, then get meat down your shirt? Kids these days...

I love fml's like this. "Today, i was at the mall and saw my crush. I wanted to bite something sexy, accidentally bit my phone and electrocuted myself. FML"

That's not very funny.

Seriously. What's with people dissing her? By "trying to be cool" she probably meant trying to act like she didn't notice. I mean you've got to have some serious issues with people if you think a girl would think that eating a burrito looks cool.

haha, I agree. How do you be cool while eating a burrito

Yeeaahh, "trying to be cool," followed by "I took a bite of my burrito" doesn't exactly make me think of "cool." It makes me think of "hungry," if that helps.

CHYA IT DOES!

Maybe OP means "cool" like in playing it cool and not freaking out or getting too excited.

And guys like that ;) you're in!

I'm confused. I always thought guys don't care if a girl is funny?

You must have terrible experience with guys...

hahaha completely agree. Yeah, cause guys are sooooo attracted to chicks taking a huge chomp out of a big delicious burritos these days, right? Mmmmm...the way they chew that tortilla just drives men wild. Good job, champ.

LMAO! your comment made me laugh, where the fml did not. #52=win!

hey 52, naybe she tried to eat the whole burrito in one bite, id be impressed

Id definitely talk to her if she stuffed the whole burrito down her throat and swallowed.

LOL.

lmao that's what I was thinking