By pootythe5th - United States
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
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Ahh bloody hell, i thought i was gonna get first but moose got too it first. But seriously how lame are the FML's getting when people are now complaining about getting food on/in their shirt. I mean i understand cute guys were involved but honestly, people eat messy mexican all the time

  thealliance  |  0


  Young_Sparta  |  0

OMG i didnt get the first comment, im obviously not worthy of existing on the same website as you cool fucks. now i gotta delete my profile, come out of my basement, and get prepped for the gay sex with my awkward shemale named ted.


  sparkman97  |  7

I love fml's like this. "Today, i was at the mall and saw my crush. I wanted to bite something sexy, accidentally bit my phone and electrocuted myself. FML"

  lives_ppl  |  0

Seriously. What's with people dissing her? By "trying to be cool" she probably meant trying to act like she didn't notice. I mean you've got to have some serious issues with people if you think a girl would think that eating a burrito looks cool.

  SeekayofRome  |  0

Yeeaahh, "trying to be cool," followed by "I took a bite of my burrito" doesn't exactly make me think of "cool." It makes me think of "hungry," if that helps.

  lmfao25  |  0

hahaha completely agree. Yeah, cause guys are sooooo attracted to chicks taking a huge chomp out of a big delicious burritos these days, right? Mmmmm...the way they chew that tortilla just drives men wild. Good job, champ.