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Baby don't hurt me...

By whatislife1969 - 08/09/2017 10:00

Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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You deserved it 3 135

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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You deserved it 3 693

By BoBandy - 15/08/2018 14:30

Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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You deserved it 705

By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Hotsauce887 - 29/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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SpaceToast 25

Friday 8 September 2017 6:18

No, you got a concussion from your "friends." Don't blame the cake.

user53658 15

Thursday 7 September 2017 10:26

Nice 'friends' ...

Comments

BeautifulMine 16

Thursday 7 September 2017 6:00

musta been one hard cake

gobiteme2 34

Friday 8 September 2017 22:13

Wasn't the cake, it was the icing on it.

BeautifulMine 16

Friday 8 September 2017 22:15

idk wtf kinda icing these people have but if its hard enough to knock you out maybe you shouldn't be eating it

core01 30

Saturday 9 September 2017 5:06

It was Marble cake. Ha!

BeautifulMine 16

Saturday 9 September 2017 5:07

omfg hahaha A+ for you

user53658 15

Thursday 7 September 2017 10:26

Nice 'friends' ...

SpaceToast 25

Friday 8 September 2017 6:18

No, you got a concussion from your "friends." Don't blame the cake.

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 8 September 2017 6:27

Nothing says "happy birthday" like getting stabbed in the face by your own birthday cake and candles.

acmariner99 25

Friday 8 September 2017 6:28

What was in that cake?

Sinshine 28

Friday 8 September 2017 8:20

A table below it.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 8 September 2017 6:37

Where I'm from there's a saying that roughly translated means "When you have friends like this, you don't need no enenies"

WeirdUS 29

Friday 8 September 2017 6:38

I don't get this whole push someone's head into a cake thing. Cakes are meant to be eaten, would anyone want a slice after that? Also your friends are assholes why would do that hard enough that you hit the table?