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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Woofer_fml's favorite FMLs
By poisonhand / Wednesday 14 January 2009 15:32 / United States
By voltumna - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:38 / United States
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:07 / United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

By ugly - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:34 / United States
By w00tz - / Friday 27 March 2009 05:12 / Canada