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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 March 2009 19:09 / United States
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  Nick93  |  0

Lol be funny as hell, she wakes up and he's just like 'so I was thinking missionary but whatever u want is cool.... wait were still gonna have sex right coz the blood flowing from ur head is kinda turning me on' akward... lmaoo

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