By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:09 - United States

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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
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woofer_fml 0
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LOL. ahahahahaha Note to self, "we're not in movies"

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jennaleigh 0
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You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not. Oh, and good job, sparky.

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Eddie_Collin 0

Faggot.

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woofer_fml 0
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LOL. ahahahahaha Note to self, "we're not in movies"

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redsox4021 0

so? what's the problem that doesn't mean you have to stop

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guitarguy95 0
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haha. now u got her where u want her............u know what to do

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Nick93 0
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Perhaps he thought it was a turn on?.... however if he watched the movies properly he'd notice they turn SIDEWAYS! duh!

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chaos753159 4
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Did anyone notice the lack of punctuation in the first sentence? It seems that he was trying to tell the girl that he likes to have sex.

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chaos753159 4
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I mean he likes to have sex in general instead of convincing the girl to have sex with him

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BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0

I hope u took full advantage of the situation nd put it in her butt :) p.s she won't remember :)

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TenshiHawke 0

Giggity....

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effyoubitch 5

If you have to CONVINCE someone to have sex, you probably shouldn't do it.

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Hunthas 17

It's only a ydi if that stopped you ;)

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CandyKisses 0
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Hah, EPIC FAIL. Ah, FYL. I'd be really pissed off at you if I were that girl, though.

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enormouselephant 15

Having to convince someone is never a great start.

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jennaleigh 0
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You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not. Oh, and good job, sparky.

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Philosophic 0
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She regained conciousness with a camera crew filming her and a guy she's never seen before.

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VampireKiller59 0

178 thats a WIN

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Nick93 0
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Lol be funny as hell, she wakes up and he's just like 'so I was thinking missionary but whatever u want is cool.... wait were still gonna have sex right coz the blood flowing from ur head is kinda turning me on' akward... lmaoo

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itman3456 0

194 u killed it ur a murderer

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FPsLife 5
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So... what happened next?

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pu13 5

Silly op just bcause she's bot concious doesn't mean she's not good

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spacemanspiff78 7
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A real man always finishes

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popcorn_chicken 0

agree with 4. haha. epic fail.

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pb_fml 0

After a long time of convincing her? That's a shot to the manhood. At least you learned a lesson, don't try to be suave. Kudos for trying.

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movingtarget_fml 4
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it's just a minor set back. he can still continue as planed

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RNCftw 0

you moron...

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cyberhoy 3
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what the hell this was on here before

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fraso_fml 0
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so... how was the sex?

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