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Perhaps he thought it was a turn on?.... however if he watched the movies properly he'd notice they turn SIDEWAYS! duh!

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Did anyone notice the lack of punctuation in the first sentence? It seems that he was trying to tell the girl that he likes to have sex.

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Lol be funny as hell, she wakes up and he's just like 'so I was thinking missionary but whatever u want is cool.... wait were still gonna have sex right coz the blood flowing from ur head is kinda turning me on' akward... lmaoo

After a long time of convincing her? That's a shot to the manhood. At least you learned a lesson, don't try to be suave. Kudos for trying.

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