By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:09 - United States
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LOL. ahahahahaha Note to self, "we're not in movies"
haha. now u got her where u want her............u know what to do
Perhaps he thought it was a turn on?.... however if he watched the movies properly he'd notice they turn SIDEWAYS! duh!
Did anyone notice the lack of punctuation in the first sentence? It seems that he was trying to tell the girl that he likes to have sex.
I mean he likes to have sex in general instead of convincing the girl to have sex with him
Hah, EPIC FAIL. Ah, FYL. I'd be really pissed off at you if I were that girl, though.
You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not. Oh, and good job, sparky.
She regained conciousness with a camera crew filming her and a guy she's never seen before.
Lol be funny as hell, she wakes up and he's just like 'so I was thinking missionary but whatever u want is cool.... wait were still gonna have sex right coz the blood flowing from ur head is kinda turning me on' akward... lmaoo
So... what happened next?
A real man always finishes
After a long time of convincing her? That's a shot to the manhood. At least you learned a lesson, don't try to be suave. Kudos for trying.
it's just a minor set back. he can still continue as planed
what the hell this was on here before
so... how was the sex?
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LOL. ahahahahaha Note to self, "we're not in movies"
You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not. Oh, and good job, sparky.