Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
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Eddie_Collin
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Faggot.
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woofer_fml
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LOL. ahahahahaha
Note to self, "we're not in movies"
Note to self, "we're not in movies"
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redsox4021
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so? what's the problem that doesn't mean you have to stop
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guitarguy95
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haha. now u got her where u want her............u know what to do
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Nick93
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Perhaps he thought it was a turn on?.... however if he watched the movies properly he'd notice they turn SIDEWAYS! duh!
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chaos753159
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Did anyone notice the lack of punctuation in the first sentence? It seems that he was trying to tell the girl that he likes to have sex.
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chaos753159
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I mean he likes to have sex in general instead of convincing the girl to have sex with him
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BRAINSOVERLOOKS
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I hope u took full advantage of the situation nd put it in her butt :) p.s she won't remember :)
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TenshiHawke
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Giggity....
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effyoubitch
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If you have to CONVINCE someone to have sex, you probably shouldn't do it.
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Hunthas
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It's only a ydi if that stopped you ;)
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CandyKisses
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Hah, EPIC FAIL.
Ah, FYL. I'd be really pissed off at you if I were that girl, though.
Ah, FYL. I'd be really pissed off at you if I were that girl, though.
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enormouselephant
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Having to convince someone is never a great start.
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jennaleigh
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You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not.
Oh, and good job, sparky.
Oh, and good job, sparky.
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Philosophic
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She regained conciousness with a camera crew filming her and a guy she's never seen before.
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VampireKiller59
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178 thats a WIN
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Nick93
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Lol be funny as hell, she wakes up and he's just like 'so I was thinking missionary but whatever u want is cool.... wait were still gonna have sex right coz the blood flowing from ur head is kinda turning me on' akward... lmaoo
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itman3456
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194 u killed it ur a murderer
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FPsLife
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So... what happened next?
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pu13
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Silly op just bcause she's bot concious doesn't mean she's not good
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spacemanspiff78
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A real man always finishes
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popcorn_chicken
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agree with 4.
haha.
epic fail.
haha.
epic fail.
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pb_fml
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After a long time of convincing her? That's a shot to the manhood.
At least you learned a lesson, don't try to be suave.
Kudos for trying.
At least you learned a lesson, don't try to be suave.
Kudos for trying.
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movingtarget_fml
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it's just a minor set back. he can still continue as planed
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RNCftw
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you moron...
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cyberhoy
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what the hell this was on here before
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fraso_fml
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so... how was the sex?
Note to self, "we're not in movies"
Oh, and good job, sparky.