Great idea

By UnluckyLatina - 22/04/2016 03:30 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 662
You deserved it 12 249

Same thing different taste

Top comments

emi_alejandra 23
CheekyRaccoon 27

Oh boy! He must hate you with a burning passion right now.

Comments

A waste of good pie. Why can't you just eat it up?

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Even though this is being thumbed down, I agree. I always heard of people using whipped cream or shaving cream in pie tins for throwing into people's faces, not ACTUAL pie. It's just a waste of a good pie and more difficult to clean off of shit.

Dreamowl24 8

This comment is made even better by the fact that your profile picture is Dean Winchester.

emi_alejandra 23

Until coffee became more popular, beer was the common beverage of choice for breakfast in most of the U.S.

emi_alejandra 23

I'm not quite sure what you meant by that

CrassKal 27

33 - yes because the distilling process killing most bacteria making it safe to consume. Same with coffee and tea that require boiling water. But I don't see what context that info has here?

MikaykayUnicorn 36

That's true. Also, how old are you OP? There's an age where this shit isn't funny anymore. If you're older than 13, you should stop doing shit like this. It's more likely to piss someone off than to make them laugh.

Oh, wow, that poor guy! I really hope this won't leave scars. Burn scars are the ones that heal ugliest, and in the middle of the face that is really bad. Way to ruin his birthday, OP!

They were drunk, right? Were you the only one sober? WHY DID YOU LISTEN, AND DO IT TOO!??

You sound like my wife when she's in a good mood.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Oh boy! He must hate you with a burning passion right now.

Was it a peach pie? If so it wasn't worth it either way.

Who serves a pie that hot to begin with? on the other hand no one likes a dick so ydi buckaroo.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Most likely the pie was chillin' because it was just baked at 420 for about 40-50 minutes, only moments before OP decided to pie their friend.

You let a pie cool before serving. Not out of the oven and dish it out.

CheekyRaccoon 27

My previous reply addresses both your comments. The pie was resting to cool down and OP took it before it had enough time to cool down from the 40-50 minute 420 hotbox.