Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Icyyy
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YDI
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Fortuitous
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Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.
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kofinater
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That sucks
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tyronnK
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hoe
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OhMyHolyBalls
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Shoulda just stuck with "That's what she said." :/
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Thin_Ice_fml
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Ouch.
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ilovemydoodle123
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hahhahahahahhahahahahah 19 is so right:)
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mooshibear140
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LOL. OP, similar situation happened with my friends. I was introducing my friend Adriena to an old friend from high school, Taylor. Taylor told a 'Yo Momma' joke to her. Adriena gave her a weird look. I had to pull Taylor to the side to explain that Adriena's mother died when she was a newborn.
Hah, I should submit that to FML...
Hah, I should submit that to FML...
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OhMyHolyBalls
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#66-So it went like this? "Taylor, this is Adriena." "Nice to meet you, Taylor." "YOUR MOM IS SO FAT....."
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ivyy
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68- no dummy stuff happened in btwn lol. op-ouch that sUx but I feel worse for her. 19- ahahahahaha so true lmao
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chillpill
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bitch!!!!!
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Elixa
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wow your a total bitch, how is this your flm? if anything it's your friends flm for having such an awful and insensitive friend like you.
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KingDingALing
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You better suck her off, OP.
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stephanie0613
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Damb that sucks FHL not your's !
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Jtisciyohk
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f life my?
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lostprophets7000
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haha 104 failed at fml
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Elixa
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150 and 157, I knew exactly what I meant, so stop hating and GFY!
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xxrogerthatxx
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I would've cut your hair
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VeeVeeTran
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Ouch.
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ohSNAPyall
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Mr. T says:
Remember when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
Remember when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
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trueblue42
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lmao oops... honest mistake
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Icyyy
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YDI
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ViiciousDreamz
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Rule of thumb: If you don't have have a profile pic, gtfo or stfu.
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iGrenade
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you should give yourself those last two advices. what's the big deal? it's just a tiny image.
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Fortuitous
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Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.
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konnermoses
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ydi
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surferchick96
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may i beh the first to say, "think before you speak"?
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Fortuitous
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Think twice, type once.
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alex_mu
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no, because the phrase is "think before you speak" , so the question mark goes out of the " ", so next time you decide to pick on someone make sure you know what you are talking about
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Fortuitous
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Whew! I avoided some serious heat from the Grammar Nazis.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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"Think*
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Fortuitous
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On FML, it should be: "Think twice, type once, and hit refresh thrice."
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SuperRichFish
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THIS FORUM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM GRAMMER NAZI'S. Time to hide. :/
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Sinkhole
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53 - That's scary! It seems like you definitely know a lot about nazis, I wouldn't have thought there were so many of them in Grammer, Indiana...
Or are you talking about some sort of Kelsey Grammer-related nazis? 'Cause that would be even scarier!
Or are you talking about some sort of Kelsey Grammer-related nazis? 'Cause that would be even scarier!
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skimonkey96
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naiiiiice
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rallets
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grammer...
...bring it, im ready.
...bring it, im ready.
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ivyy
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umm a buncha you are wrong. it's grammAr not grammer. just sayin.
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jocelyng_fml
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am I the only one who noticed your the second not first to say this
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evybeth
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defitnetly!
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morganrules123
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands cuz they correctin err'body out here!
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Dudeitscaleb
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bitch :)
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Chinnithy
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Grammer is a place is Indiana. Just letting you know.
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Omorfessa
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<3 xDDD
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Bbhd05
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Hey grammar Nazis, correct grammar would make the phrase "grammatical Nazis". Get your shit straight.
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bestdayever023
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dude..wow. it wasn't your fault for sayingthat but it was for forgetting. ouuuch):
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tiger69
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why would "like your mom" even make sense in that context. totally OP's fault for saying it
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steelersfan78
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Because OP's friend's mom won't stay with them.
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Hollisss
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If OP said it, it's OP's fault.
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Cyosaric
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I thought it was funny.
My moms a whore ;)
My moms a whore ;)
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ashleylucky16
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Clearly the chick up there ^^^^^^^ needs to give you her horribly revised speech about thinking before you speak...or type... Because clearly it was OP's fault. Who else is there to blame? YOUR MOM?! *zing*
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Not_Ever_Telling
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Wow, you're a dick. YDI
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marxistbkly
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I think OP would be a cunt in this case.
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rainbowhobos
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Aaaaand, I'm guessing you're not friends anymoar huh...? Smoooooooth move thar.
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coolkid101
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*anymore
*there
*there
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rainbowhobos
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Well would you look at that, I have my own grammar/spelling Nazi. :] Thank you dearie for clearing that up for me.
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Thanateros
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Smooth.