By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 176
You deserved it 58 499

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Fortuitous 0

Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.


OhMyHolyBalls 0

Shoulda just stuck with "That's what she said." :/

LOL. OP, similar situation happened with my friends. I was introducing my friend Adriena to an old friend from high school, Taylor. Taylor told a 'Yo Momma' joke to her. Adriena gave her a weird look. I had to pull Taylor to the side to explain that Adriena's mother died when she was a newborn. Hah, I should submit that to FML...

OhMyHolyBalls 0

#66-So it went like this? "Taylor, this is Adriena." "Nice to meet you, Taylor." "YOUR MOM IS SO FAT....."

68- no dummy stuff happened in btwn lol. op-ouch that sUx but I feel worse for her. 19- ahahahahaha so true lmao

Elixa 0

wow your a total bitch, how is this your flm? if anything it's your friends flm for having such an awful and insensitive friend like you.

KingDingALing 9

You better suck her off, OP.

stephanie0613 0

Damb that sucks FHL not your's !

lostprophets7000 0
Elixa 0

150 and 157, I knew exactly what I meant, so stop hating and GFY!

Mr. T says: Remember when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.

trueblue42 4
ViiciousDreamz 0

Rule of thumb: If you don't have have a profile pic, gtfo or stfu.

iGrenade 0

you should give yourself those last two advices. what's the big deal? it's just a tiny image.

Fortuitous 0

Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.

surferchick96 0

may i beh the first to say, "think before you speak"?

Fortuitous 0
alex_mu 0

no, because the phrase is "think before you speak" , so the question mark goes out of the " ", so next time you decide to pick on someone make sure you know what you are talking about

Fortuitous 0

Whew! I avoided some serious heat from the Grammar Nazis.

Fortuitous 0

On FML, it should be: "Think twice, type once, and hit refresh thrice."


Sinkhole 26

53 - That's scary! It seems like you definitely know a lot about nazis, I wouldn't have thought there were so many of them in Grammer, Indiana... Or are you talking about some sort of Kelsey Grammer-related nazis? 'Cause that would be even scarier!

rallets 22

grammer... ...bring it, im ready.

umm a buncha you are wrong. it's grammAr not grammer. just sayin.

jocelyng_fml 0

am I the only one who noticed your the second not first to say this

morganrules123 10

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands cuz they correctin err'body out here!

Grammer is a place is Indiana. Just letting you know.

Bbhd05 0

Hey grammar Nazis, correct grammar would make the phrase "grammatical Nazis". Get your shit straight. it wasn't your fault for sayingthat but it was for forgetting. ouuuch):

tiger69 0

why would "like your mom" even make sense in that context. totally OP's fault for saying it

Because OP's friend's mom won't stay with them.

Cyosaric 0

I thought it was funny. My moms a ***** ;)

Clearly the chick up there ^^^^^^^ needs to give you her horribly revised speech about thinking before you speak...or type... Because clearly it was OP's fault. Who else is there to blame? YOUR MOM?! *zing*

Aaaaand, I'm guessing you're not friends anymoar huh...? Smoooooooth move thar.

Well would you look at that, I have my own grammar/spelling Nazi. :] Thank you dearie for clearing that up for me.