By Nobody - United States
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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By  kofinater  |  3

That sucks

  mooshibear140  |  4

LOL. OP, similar situation happened with my friends. I was introducing my friend Adriena to an old friend from high school, Taylor. Taylor told a 'Yo Momma' joke to her. Adriena gave her a weird look. I had to pull Taylor to the side to explain that Adriena's mother died when she was a newborn.

Hah, I should submit that to FML...

  Elixa  |  0

wow your a total bitch, how is this your flm? if anything it's your friends flm for having such an awful and insensitive friend like you.

  alex_mu  |  0

no, because the phrase is "think before you speak" , so the question mark goes out of the " ", so next time you decide to pick on someone make sure you know what you are talking about

  Sinkhole  |  26

53 - That's scary! It seems like you definitely know a lot about nazis, I wouldn't have thought there were so many of them in Grammer, Indiana...
Or are you talking about some sort of Kelsey Grammer-related nazis? 'Cause that would be even scarier!

  ashleylucky16  |  6

Clearly the chick up there ^^^^^^^ needs to give you her horribly revised speech about thinking before you speak...or type... Because clearly it was OP's fault. Who else is there to blame? YOUR MOM?! *zing*