Kids are gross

By Shawn - 28/03/2021 05:01

Today, I taught my 18 month-old daughter to wipe the green, snotty mucus from under her nose with a tissue. To which, like a ninja, she then wiped my open-mouthed upper lip with that same snotty tissue. FML
I agree, your life sucks 821
You deserved it 177

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What are you complaining about? Your daughter's a bloody kunoichi! (females who practice ninjutsu) If she keeps training, she'll be able to kill guys with her lady bits. What's not to be proud of?

superjew 8

You’re complaining about her snot, when all due respect, at one point in her life, you had your ****** all over her face? Lol

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What are you complaining about? Your daughter's a bloody kunoichi! (females who practice ninjutsu) If she keeps training, she'll be able to kill guys with her lady bits. What's not to be proud of?

DrSamba1 8

That comment wins the Internet.

superjew 8

You’re complaining about her snot, when all due respect, at one point in her life, you had your ****** all over her face? Lol