By Shawn - 28/3/2021 05:01

Kids are gross

Today, I taught my 18 month-old daughter to wipe the green, snotty mucus from under her nose with a tissue. To which, like a ninja, she then wiped my open-mouthed upper lip with that same snotty tissue. FML
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By  Plop  |  9

What are you complaining about? Your daughter's a bloody kunoichi! (females who practice ninjutsu)
If she keeps training, she'll be able to kill guys with her lady bits. What's not to be proud of?

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By  Plop  |  9

What are you complaining about? Your daughter's a bloody kunoichi! (females who practice ninjutsu)
If she keeps training, she'll be able to kill guys with her lady bits. What's not to be proud of?