Kids are gross

By Shawn - 28/03/2021 05:01

Today, I taught my 18 month-old daughter to wipe the green, snotty mucus from under her nose with a tissue. To which, like a ninja, she then wiped my open-mouthed upper lip with that same snotty tissue. FML
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What are you complaining about? Your daughter's a bloody kunoichi! (females who practice ninjutsu) If she keeps training, she'll be able to kill guys with her lady bits. What's not to be proud of?

You’re complaining about her snot, when all due respect, at one point in her life, you had your vagina all over her face? Lol

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What are you complaining about? Your daughter's a bloody kunoichi! (females who practice ninjutsu) If she keeps training, she'll be able to kill guys with her lady bits. What's not to be proud of?

That comment wins the Internet.

You’re complaining about her snot, when all due respect, at one point in her life, you had your vagina all over her face? Lol