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Disreputable

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed to train a new hire, grateful to finally have someone else here with me on my shift. He didn't show up. I found out later that his mother didn't want him working here because she thinks he's too smart for this job. I found him working at the McDonald's a few blocks away. We pay more than they do. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 28 March 2024 12:50

Clearly he wasn't smart enough to tell his mother to get stuffed and take the higher paying job.

lucrene99 1

Thursday 28 March 2024 10:33

pichet Life suck for the 2 of you

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lucrene99 1

Thursday 28 March 2024 10:33

pichet Life suck for the 2 of you

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 28 March 2024 12:50

Clearly he wasn't smart enough to tell his mother to get stuffed and take the higher paying job.

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