By Tristansefam1367 - 12/03/2012 13:11 - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 266
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On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.


On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.

There's no way this is an FML, you scored on your period and he's cute. If anything CELEBRATE.

I doubt she even cares for the guy after that

MizzErikaHart 8

If he was serious, I hope you don't call him, op.

27- he's obviously trolling her. He wants her to call him AFTER her period is over. Seems he already has plans for her. What a jokester.

desireev 17

Or it could be a genuine sense of humor. Like saying 'Call me in 3-5 days' could mean 'you're really cute. Here's my number. Call me in 3-5 days so I can have your full attention.' or what not. I'm trying to see the positive side in this. Everyone assumes this guy is just a tool-box and doesn't want to give him the benefit of the doubt. He could be a really good guy! :)

Or maybe he just wants to get to know the real her the first time.

hellbilly205 17

Or maybe he broke his phone and he's expecting a new one in 3-5 days...just a thought

Always look to the future!

aruam365 24

Smart men don't make comments about a woman's period to said woman.

why not, every girl has the problem. its nature

RedPillSucks 31

Problem?... Problem?.... Opportunity!!!!

sickjairo 7

Not that smart... Because red week is head week!

ItsMe805 0

Men in general obviously dont speak to one of the people who replied to this comment.

Geeky me read it with a Skyrim guard's voice. I might have gone to jail too often..

In that case you know he only wants to get in your pants

Redoxx_fml 22

Oh really?

Most likely, but not necessarily. He may want to avoir her PMS which will last roughly the same time

48- I think Marilyn Monroe has a quote that argues against what you said perfectly.

RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he just wants to avoid the symptoms that go along with her period so she has a chance to make a good first impression. On the other hand... Dude: Your pants are so shiny. OP: what??? Dude: Your pants are so shiny, I can see myself in them.

65- what quote is that?

Or he just wants to get to know her without having to worry if she's going to spazz out on him -_- Jeez, you're really negatively minded, aren't cha?

csickcman 11

It is my understanding that 3-5 days is the standard waiting period after meeting somebody new. I think it works out perfectly.

knsy 0

He's got a sense of humor. That's a good thing. Call him :)

I agree ...... Maybe call him one month later?

As well as balls, if he can say that to a PMSing chick.

tylersign 11

29- Wouldn't PMS be... I don't know, after the "Menstrual" part? Just checking up on my knowledge of the word "post".

Check again. PMS is pre-menstrual stress, I.e. girls getting irritable before the period due to the hormone rollercoaster.

LoveMay 10

114- well then check your knowledge for the word 'pre' because PMS stands for premenstrual syndrome ...

At least, you know what is on its mind...

I believe #6 was referring to the guys penis... Not the head he is supposed to think with.

Major awkwardness!!!

That man has class.

brittneyohh 5

I'd call him. That's pretty darn funny

Not really an FML. If anything, he's considerate.

jeob1992 8

Avoid death con 3 at all costs

shanemaximo 7

It's DEFCON, It's short for Defense Condition. It ranges on a scale of 1 to 5. Strangely enough, 5 is the lowest threat condition and 1 is the highest! On this scale, 5 represents secure conditions with no threat detected. Whereas 1 represents thermo-nuclear missile launch detected; nuclear countermeasures fired. (All-out nuclear war). The more you know!