By Tristansefam1367 - 12/03/2012 13:11 - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 306
You deserved it 6 142

Same thing different taste


On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.

There's no way this is an FML, you scored on your period and he's cute. If anything CELEBRATE.

I doubt she even cares for the guy after that

MizzErikaHart 8

If he was serious, I hope you don't call him, op.

27- he's obviously trolling her. He wants her to call him AFTER her period is over. Seems he already has plans for her. What a jokester.

desireev 17

Or it could be a genuine sense of humor. Like saying 'Call me in 3-5 days' could mean 'you're really cute. Here's my number. Call me in 3-5 days so I can have your full attention.' or what not. I'm trying to see the positive side in this. Everyone assumes this guy is just a tool-box and doesn't want to give him the benefit of the doubt. He could be a really good guy! :)

Or maybe he just wants to get to know the real her the first time.

hellbilly205 17

Or maybe he broke his phone and he's expecting a new one in 3-5 days...just a thought

aruam365 24

Smart men don't make comments about a woman's period to said woman.

why not, every girl has the problem. its nature

RedPillSucks 31

Problem?... Problem?.... Opportunity!!!!

sickjairo 7

Not that smart... Because red week is head week!

ItsMe805 0

Men in general obviously dont speak to one of the people who replied to this comment.

Geeky me read it with a Skyrim guard's voice. I might have gone to jail too often..

In that case you know he only wants to get in your pants

Most likely, but not necessarily. He may want to avoir her PMS which will last roughly the same time

48- I think Marilyn Monroe has a quote that argues against what you said perfectly.

RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he just wants to avoid the symptoms that go along with her period so she has a chance to make a good first impression. On the other hand... Dude: Your pants are so shiny. OP: what??? Dude: Your pants are so shiny, I can see myself in them.

Or he just wants to get to know her without having to worry if she's going to spazz out on him -_- Jeez, you're really negatively minded, aren't cha?

csickcman 11

It is my understanding that 3-5 days is the standard waiting period after meeting somebody new. I think it works out perfectly.

knsy 0

He's got a sense of humor. That's a good thing. Call him :)

I agree ...... Maybe call him one month later?

As well as balls, if he can say that to a PMSing chick.

tylersign 11

29- Wouldn't PMS be... I don't know, after the "Menstrual" part? Just checking up on my knowledge of the word "post".

Check again. PMS is pre-menstrual stress, I.e. girls getting irritable before the period due to the hormone rollercoaster.

LoveMay 10

114- well then check your knowledge for the word 'pre' because PMS stands for premenstrual syndrome ...

At least, you know what is on its mind...

I believe #6 was referring to the guys penis... Not the head he is supposed to think with.

brittneyohh 5

I'd call him. That's pretty darn funny

Not really an FML. If anything, he's considerate.

jeob1992 8

Avoid death con 3 at all costs

shanemaximo 7

It's DEFCON, It's short for Defense Condition. It ranges on a scale of 1 to 5. Strangely enough, 5 is the lowest threat condition and 1 is the highest! On this scale, 5 represents secure conditions with no threat detected. Whereas 1 represents thermo-nuclear missile launch detected; nuclear countermeasures fired. (All-out nuclear war). The more you know!