By nomorealcoholeva - 14/03/2015 16:52 - Norway - Bod?

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML
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nomorealcoholeva 9

Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom

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rebelbelle 17

sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

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logic368 8

Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...

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rebelbelle 17

sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

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feven 32

Lol that's a difficult story to tell. "I broke into my own house."

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sstahpp 33

#2..think you need to read that again

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Magnettik 16

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Dlzq 22

Nah nah, meth'll **** you up. Funny thing is, people are instantly afraid of weed cause it's illegal. They don't know anything about it, just assume it's worse than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol.

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gabagabaheyu 10

With meth you'd be breaking into other people's homes instead of your own.

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Laylette 21

or you'd be breaking... ...bad.

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Meettitan 14

It's not decriminalized in FL possession is a crime here still (such a shame, really), and it's federally a "Schedule 1" narcotic with "no medicinal benefits whatsoever". I wish it was legal.

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manowarkidd 8

we had a police man come into our class and say weed grown natrally or not or laced with other drug or not is the equivlant of 15 cigarettes

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

Weed is legal where i live.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Good luck explaining why you broke a window when you had a key the whole time, that's going to go down well lol

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ohSNAPyall 26

"I found the key afterwards."

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kutemotoka 15

Your drunken side is pretty smart if you ask me

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Skoff_fml 27

Might want to drink less, or invest in harder to break windows

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wazzup206 7

Did you use the key to break the window?

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annihil8or 15

OP probably used an axe.

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abNormal62 23

Congratulations! You successfully MacGyver'd your way out of this If they ever relaunch the show you should apply

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nomorealcoholeva 9

The female mcgyver! I will happily fill that part

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Jinxsie 27

You got inside, didn't you?! Be proud, you drunk(former) SOB!

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