Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML
Followup for asked questions!
I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox.
I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes.
And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that.
And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom