By nomorealcoholeva - 14/03/2015 16:52 - Norway - Bod?

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML
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Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom

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rebelbelle 17
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sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

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logic368 8
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Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...

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rebelbelle 17
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sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

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feven 32
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Lol that's a difficult story to tell. "I broke into my own house."

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sstahpp 33
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#2..think you need to read that again

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Magnettik 16
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Dlzq 22
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Nah nah, meth'll fuck you up. Funny thing is, people are instantly afraid of weed cause it's illegal. They don't know anything about it, just assume it's worse than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol.

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gabagabaheyu 10
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With meth you'd be breaking into other people's homes instead of your own.

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Laylette 21
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or you'd be breaking... ...bad.

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Meettitan 14
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It's not decriminalized in FL possession is a crime here still (such a shame, really), and it's federally a "Schedule 1" narcotic with "no medicinal benefits whatsoever". I wish it was legal.

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manowarkidd 8
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we had a police man come into our class and say weed grown natrally or not or laced with other drug or not is the equivlant of 15 cigarettes

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

Weed is legal where i live.

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iwanttogotoparis 26
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Good luck explaining why you broke a window when you had a key the whole time, that's going to go down well lol

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ohSNAPyall 26
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"I found the key afterwards."

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kutemotoka 15
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Your drunken side is pretty smart if you ask me

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Skoff_fml 27
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Might want to drink less, or invest in harder to break windows

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wazzup206 7
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Did you use the key to break the window?

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annihil8or 15
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OP probably used an axe.

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abNormal62 23
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Congratulations! You successfully MacGyver'd your way out of this If they ever relaunch the show you should apply

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nomorealcoholeva 9
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The female mcgyver! I will happily fill that part

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Jinxsie 27
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You got inside, didn't you?! Be proud, you drunk(former) SOB!

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