Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my...

By nomorealcoholeva - 14/3/2015 16:52 - Norway - Bod?

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

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Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom

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By rebelbelle | 17

#6232699 - Sunday 15 March 2015 12:02

sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

By logic368 | 8

#6233170 - Sunday 15 March 2015 23:30

Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...

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By rebelbelle | 17

#6232699 - Sunday 15 March 2015 12:02

sounds like drunk you is pretty smart

By feven | 32

#6232706 - Sunday 15 March 2015 12:06

Lol that's a difficult story to tell. "I broke into my own house."

By sstahpp | 33

#6232707 - Sunday 15 March 2015 12:07

#2..think you need to read that again

By Dlzq | 22

#6232708 - Sunday 15 March 2015 12:08

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Magnettik | 16

#6232713 - Sunday 15 March 2015 12:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Dlzq | 22

#6232742 - Sunday 15 March 2015 12:50

Nah nah, meth'll fuck you up. Funny thing is, people are instantly afraid of weed cause it's illegal. They don't know anything about it, just assume it's worse than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol.

gabagabaheyu | 10

#6232750 - Sunday 15 March 2015 13:03

With meth you'd be breaking into other people's homes instead of your own.

Laylette | 21

#6232753 - Sunday 15 March 2015 13:07

or you'd be breaking...

...bad.

jaymartino86 | 10

#6232771 - Sunday 15 March 2015 14:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Dlzq | 22

#6232809 - Sunday 15 March 2015 15:47

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Meettitan | 14

#6232904 - Sunday 15 March 2015 18:06

It's not decriminalized in FL possession is a crime here still (such a shame, really), and it's federally a "Schedule 1" narcotic with "no medicinal benefits whatsoever". I wish it was legal.