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There's a fne line between trolling & just being mean :L
28- I don't think there is such a thing as a "nice troll".
What I meant by mean was hater* Sorry.
Think of it this way. She slept with you inside her for nine months. No incest intended.
Then the father turned and said "Bitch he took after you" And if you're wondering why he would sleep with her blame alcohol.
Sleep with her* Let the thumbs down begin.
Take 'em down and yak 'em smak 'em!
Troll mom: Preaching abstinence by way of low self esteem and psychological damage.
94, it would depend on if she says things like that to him all the time, or if this was just a one time thing
ouch
Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?
My mother calls me Micah...which wouldn't be so bad if my name wasn't Joseph.
51- The good people of FML will never get your name wrong Charlie.
Secondly, did anyone think maybe she was joking?
Oooh, that hurts. My dad will occasionally just call me "son," though. He has one....but it's not me.
What.....a.......bitch, no offense
First thought that came to my mind
On the bright side, she might have saved op from the talk
No... offense. Lots of offense.
Lincoln, we don't want another civil war.
*no one notices Abe's new iPhone 4s hopefully no one does*
That's an iPhone 3GS, bitch. Get your smartphones strait.
@174 - Get your spelling "straight". No where in this conversation was a connecting passageway between two seas mentioned.
I'm glad that you have more faith in op than his mom..that's just very sad
Maybe ops mom is just honest
At first I thought this had a comma and you said "Bitch, I'm sure you look good". Sounded pretty OG for a second.
105 - Just goes to show us all that a little punctuation goes a long way! :)
62-what rink is that? Anyone like the Bruins?
HAHA MOM FTW!!!
Don't know if bad trolling or utter stupidity.
Utter stupidity, I'm good at trolling :3
WTF= Want To ****?.
No thanks, it's not Friday. Because we all know you can't get down on a Wednesday. You... Gotta get down on Friday!
But Wednesday is the night that we usually make love. There ain't nothing good on tv..
39-Can't tell if trolling...
But Wednesday is hump day.
112-"Friday" By Rebecca Bieber is a horrible song, and quotes pertaining to it are ****** up. I agree with you, 112. All who agree to anything I've said, thumb me and 112 up, and the post with the reference of "Friday". All that disagree, sorry, but please go admit yourself into a mental hospital. Thanks.
Dude hahaha that sucks! But it's okay they have therapy for rejects now so you can go to a place where unwanteds comfort each other. Now how cute is that?
Are you from that place? You do seem to know quite a lot about it.
I have a feeling you weren't loved as a child and are now taking your feelings of neglect out on those who don't deserve it. It's people like you that make me hate this bullshit we call "society"
66- A7X man! **** yeah! foREVer
But my therapist is my best friend :(?!
That's cute coming from the lobster
You should talk about rejection dude, you even had an fml rejected. Lol.
I bet that one stung a little!
Your response to your dad, "Be realistic, Dad. Why would you want to sleep with that?!"
Boooooya!!!! Nice one :)
I think "Well, I DID inherit my mother's looks!" would have worked as well.
Ahahahahahahhahahahah that actually made me laugh ;)
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Troll mom strikes again!
Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?