Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML
Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML
Today, my husband tried to use his "grief" over his grandmother's death to manipulate me into giving him a blowjob. In the toilets. During the funeral. With his family only a few yards down the hall crying their eyes out. What an asshole I married. An absolute asshole. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
Today, I asked my husband if we could rekindle some of our old intimacy, get back in touch with each other’s inner selves, that sort of thing. He looked confused, then got a big smile and said, “You mean we can do anal again? Why didn’t you just say so?” FML
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ohjessica 11
That's quite disturbing. Poor grandma.
cessily 8
His next question: "would it get me high?"
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Comments (128)
jillianmathers12 13
That's discussing. He should be ashamed!
Emma Marshall 19
Discussing hey
ohjessica 11
That's quite disturbing. Poor grandma.
TaysDarkLust 11
Wanna know what is quite disturbing? This lady on My Strange Addiction licked her finger then dipped it into her husband's ashes and then licked it.
hellaflushfa5 6
Second hand grandma?
blackheart24 10
Yeah that is pretty ******. I think I'd have to question his motives because that's kinda twisted.
Drigr 9
Eh, she (the wife) kinda deserve it. She says no sex, and he is actually OKAY with that, so now the FML is about his choice of conversation? Maybe SHE should have chosen the topic, since she wanted to just talk after all. It seems like its "boyfriend wants sex, FML." "boyfriend is okay without sec, FML."
StoryOfTheYear 15
44- No offense, but your whole comment is pointless. as for "topic of conversation" I'm sure OP didn't bring it up, but instead her boyfriend randomly blurted it out. The rest of what you said is just a big slop of WTF.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Best idea to hide those from him.
MizzErikaHart 8
No1 seen how high?
shroomboy 4
He's her husband, not boyfriend.
ladyLALAA 29
25, omg I love that show! Did you see the one about the woman who sleeps with her blow dryer?
rocky910 5
Cant smoke ashes........ Dumbass
ninjduck 0
That other lady drank her own piss.....
TaysDarkLust 11
79- Yes I did My favorite Strange Addiction was the lady with her boobs. And have you seen the new one with the lady's toenails? Ewww!
skizza_fml 3
I was reading a magazine yesterday, there was a lady in there who ate her husbands ashes, she said he tastes like a mix between rotten eggs, sand, and sand paper, that's disturbing
ladyLALAA 29
^^really wish I didn't know that haha
bryyxoo 0
Disgusting
lebronesque73091 12
That's ****** up.
TimeDisposalEngi 14
This was on Shameless
ThatOneCanadian 0
some hip hop guys smoked tupacs ashes with weed
iamyummylicious 14
Tupac isn't dead.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Keith Richards mixed his father's ashes with cocaine and snorted them, this idea is nothing new.
hthelittleone 10
It's really disturbing and gross, but I'm still intensely curious..
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
69 if its good enough For pac its good enough for ops grandma
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Also 3 it is disgusting you couldnt smoke someone from an urn. Ya gotta be taking hits from de bong.
jtthegr8 26
Oh wow uhh.... You have a very insensitive husband
ddeathbombb 5
You think
StonerkidDGK420 0
I know
Miouya 0
You've got quite a man there
cessily 8
His next question: "would it get me high?"
TheFamilyElf 17
Dear me, I never thought of that. Now I really want to know; what would happen if (hypothetically!) you smoked dear sweet old grandma?
j_cat187 20
You might not enjoy it but yea, it would probably **** you up.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
But probably only psychologically.
yahoowizard 16
Spiritually, he's headed in the opposite direction
ladyLALAA 29
Apparently Marilyn Manson smoked human bones, he said it tasted awful. But who know if he really did it!
TheDrudgeChild 4
80 - Most urban legends about Marylin Manson aren't true.
ladyLALAA 29
I still love him, lol. Saw him at a festival recently and he made someone snort cocaine off his hand. Again, who knows what it really was. But a storm rolled over and there was bats circling around.
Insane_Tea 15
Has anyone else been struck with overwhelming curiosity? And this reminds me of Due Date.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Didnt they smoke 2pac after he died. Cause if its good enough for pac its good enough for OPs grandma
PandaSpots 10
You're cute
2oc 5
Damn, i can never think of anything witty to say when i have a top 10 comment... Someone post something funny on here
bioboy725 10
No
Fenthik 4
Damn OP that's gotta burn.
TheFamilyElf 17
That's one of those weird places that your mind goes that you don't bring up in conversation... Ever. But I mean hey, at least he was okay with just talking!
nadnerbz 6
Why would he even want to try that? That's just disgusting
G0v3nat0r 7
He didn't, he just wanted to try and get lucky by picking a horrible topic