By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
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Valentina_Baby 7

Troll mom strikes again!

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badwolfbluebox 7

Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?

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zach8771 3

Ooh, she didn't even refer to you as "him"

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BostonBruinsFan 8

Ur lucky Rask, Horton, and Peverly where injured on Sunday

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flandark 5

YDI for being a butthead RON PAUL 2012!

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PistolWhiper93 0

Mom why u be trollin? :)

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ShoobyDoo93 0

There some people out there that will sleep with anyone. Or in your case anything.

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foolycooly910 5

you never no she might of not ment u she said "that" but if she pointed at u thats a ****** up motherly comments

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Llama_Face89 33

Your spelling makes me want to kill small children...

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kei1108 13

That sounds pretty verbally abusive. Stand up for yourself; don't let people walk all over you.

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lex1459 38

I would have said well I look like my parents!

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Llama_Face89 33

Sounds like my mom...is it a coincidence we're both from New Brunswick and have mothers who take down our self esteem?

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