Bad start

By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 769
You deserved it 592

Same thing different taste

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

instead of sitting someone down just blurt it out as when you tell someone to sit down they know its something serious

But isn't safe sex more meant for stds not pregnancy

safe sex /ˌsāf ˈseks/ noun sexual activity in which people take precautions to protect themselves against sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS ... whats that?

An exercise in closing the barn door after the horse has bolted.

How old are you? Are you married or in a committed relationship? Were you trying to get pregnant? If not, were you taking precautions to prevent it from happening? Hard to tell if you deserve it or not since we don't know the circumstances.