FML : Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have...

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lizzy - / Friday 11 November 2016 03:01 /

Intimacy

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By Welshite | 39

#6711681 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:50

Either way you got wet.

By RichardPencil | 27

#6711692 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:59

Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river.

You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.

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By Welshite | 39

#6711681 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:50

Either way you got wet.

By laescroc | 4

#6711682 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:50

Sounds like you just established yourself as the badass of the class.

By chirstinap325 | 21

#6711685 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:53

Bad wordingll do that to ya haha wonder how awkward class is now

By RichardPencil | 27

#6711692 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:59

Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river.

You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.

MaxTheNeko | 9

#6711733 - Friday 11 November 2016 22:33

you can't lose your virginity by sitting on a dirty toilet.

awesomeamandas | 34

#6711741 - Friday 11 November 2016 23:19

the joke went way to far over #10s head.

BestOrginalName | 22

#6711758 - Saturday 12 November 2016 0:43

WOOSH! - the sound that was made as the joke went over your head, #10.

honeyleee | 15

#6712029 - Saturday 12 November 2016 21:02

LOLLLL. Thumbs up cuz I'm dying of laughter xD

By Kristoffer | 30

#6711694 - Friday 11 November 2016 20:00

IMO losing your virginity in a river is pretty badass.

By CastaP | 12

#6711700 - Friday 11 November 2016 20:16

My first thought was that you lost it too, so you Tai Chi group needs to get their head out of the gutter ^^

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6711781 - Saturday 12 November 2016 3:01

Or out of the river.

By fmyinternet | 13

#6711709 - Friday 11 November 2016 20:47

lol I thought were calling their ring "purty" like with a country accent. Had to re read, lol

By cuz803 | 31

#6711713 - Friday 11 November 2016 21:00

Losing your virginity to a river?! Pffh how stupid. An ocean makes more sense

By izzajaneful | 24

#6711721 - Friday 11 November 2016 21:51

I think it's the, "Would you believe me if..." that caused them to think that. People usually don't preface ordinary statements with that. Reading this, I thought you were purposefully implying that you lost your virginity in a river.

Funny either way, though.