By Lizzy - 11/11/2016 03:01

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML
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Either way you got wet.

Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river. You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.

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Either way you got wet.

Sounds like you just established yourself as the badass of the class.

Bad wordingll do that to ya haha wonder how awkward class is now

Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river. You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.

you can't lose your virginity by sitting on a dirty toilet.

the joke went way to far over #10s head.

WOOSH! - the sound that was made as the joke went over your head, #10.

LOLLLL. Thumbs up cuz I'm dying of laughter xD

IMO losing your virginity in a river is pretty badass.

My first thought was that you lost it too, so you Tai Chi group needs to get their head out of the gutter ^^

Or out of the river.

lol I thought were calling their ring "purty" like with a country accent. Had to re read, lol

Losing your virginity to a river?! Pffh how stupid. An ocean makes more sense

I think it's the, "Would you believe me if..." that caused them to think that. People usually don't preface ordinary statements with that. Reading this, I thought you were purposefully implying that you lost your virginity in a river. Funny either way, though.

So? Haha, that sounds like an awesome story and its hardly embarrassing.