By Lizzy - 11/11/2016 03:01
Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML
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By  izzajaneful  |  24

I think it's the, "Would you believe me if..." that caused them to think that. People usually don't preface ordinary statements with that. Reading this, I thought you were purposefully implying that you lost your virginity in a river.

Funny either way, though.