By Lizzy - 11/11/2016 03:01

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river. You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.

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laescroc 4

Sounds like you just established yourself as the badass of the class.

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chirstinap325 23

Bad wordingll do that to ya haha wonder how awkward class is now

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RichardPencil 30

Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river. You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.

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MaxTheNeko 9

you can't lose your virginity by sitting on a dirty toilet.

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BestOrginalName 22

WOOSH! - the sound that was made as the joke went over your head, #10.

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honeyleee 15

LOLLLL. Thumbs up cuz I'm dying of laughter xD

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Kristoffer 35

IMO losing your virginity in a river is pretty badass.

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CastaP 12

My first thought was that you lost it too, so you Tai Chi group needs to get their head out of the gutter ^^

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fmyinternet 13

lol I thought were calling their ring "purty" like with a country accent. Had to re read, lol

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cuz803 44

Losing your virginity to a river?! Pffh how stupid. An ocean makes more sense

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izzajaneful 24

I think it's the, "Would you believe me if..." that caused them to think that. People usually don't preface ordinary statements with that. Reading this, I thought you were purposefully implying that you lost your virginity in a river. Funny either way, though.

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jbivens1992 17

So? Haha, that sounds like an awesome story and its hardly embarrassing.

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