Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML
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Welshite
| 39
Either way you got wet.
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laescroc
| 4
Sounds like you just established yourself as the badass of the class.
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chirstinap325
| 21
Bad wordingll do that to ya haha wonder how awkward class is now
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RichardPencil
| 28
Dummies! You can't lose your virginity in a river.
You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.
You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.
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MaxTheNeko
| 9
you can't lose your virginity by sitting on a dirty toilet.
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awesomeamandas
| 37
the joke went way to far over #10s head.
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BestOrginalName
| 22
WOOSH! - the sound that was made as the joke went over your head, #10.
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honeyleee
| 15
LOLLLL. Thumbs up cuz I'm dying of laughter xD
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Kristoffer
| 34
IMO losing your virginity in a river is pretty badass.
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CastaP
| 12
My first thought was that you lost it too, so you Tai Chi group needs to get their head out of the gutter ^^
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Or out of the river.
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fmyinternet
| 13
lol I thought were calling their ring "purty" like with a country accent. Had to re read, lol
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cuz803
| 31
Losing your virginity to a river?! Pffh how stupid. An ocean makes more sense
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izzajaneful
| 24
I think it's the, "Would you believe me if..." that caused them to think that. People usually don't preface ordinary statements with that. Reading this, I thought you were purposefully implying that you lost your virginity in a river.
Funny either way, though.
Funny either way, though.
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jbivens1992
| 17
So? Haha, that sounds like an awesome story and its hardly embarrassing.
You can lose it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. Everyone should get proper Sex Ed.