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Yeah it was pretty shitty(ah so horribly punny) but on the brightside, at least it didnt land on your head.

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I know now I shouldn't have lied. I didn't think I was going to catch on fire! I wasn't even wearing pants which was the strangest thing.

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I had my SassyShortyShorts on. In fact, I'm more sassy in my SassyShortyShorts. Someone once gave me a compliment saying how my shorts went perfect with my eyes and I told them "Of course they do, unlike you, you disgusting, ugly pig." Of course they weren't a disgusting, ugly pig, which is why I lied, caught on fire (due to said person pouring gas on me and setting me ablaze), and standing in the line of fire. They say sassiness is a virtue, but even virtues are vulnerable.

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Yeah, that will be the last time I ever try to give you a compliment. You should never have sassed me when I was attempting to barbecue.

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I actually think it is a perfect plan but it lacks a few things. One, it isn't a perfect plan. Two, it is flawed. Three, it is missing a few things. Four, some things are not there. I can help, though. Just keep buying a while bunch of cats, stack them on the patio, climb them, then throw their litter onto the balcony. Now it is perfect meaning nothing could go wrong.

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I'm glad I could do that but I hate that I put "while" instead of "whole". Well, I can't do anything about it now except point out my mistake before someone else does, like I'm doing now. It might have taken someone a whole to figure it out, but maybe the while thing doesn't matter anyways.

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I didn't even notice your error. That's the human brain for you! You can skin right over words that don't have all the lettrs or the right ones and the sentense can still make sence.

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