this is the best thing ive read all week

Dude has some serious game. So many people on here getting dumped for stuff that happened in dreams. This guy cheats, gets caught and manages to keep both, while not even being conscious. Teach me your ways!

Sounds like a win-win for everyone.

Reminds me of the story my cousin told me about the funeral of his (then) wife’s grandfather. Short version - Grandad had been having a long term affair that his wife was apparently unaware of but many within the family knew about. Unfortunately granddad’s lover had the same name as one of his grandchildren who had sent flowers with her name on the card. This led to efforts to hide the flowers by those trying to hide granddad’s affair while the immediate family of the granddaughter didn’t know about that and they kept moving the flowers up closer. Eventually the police were called and there were arrests made at the funeral… I cannot understand why women would fight each other over some two-timing guy. The only thing I know is that for some people, the more someone says they can’t have someone or something, the more they want it.

Because public punch-ups are how people show how classy they are.