Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
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MattRoseen
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Sounds like a great car ride!
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chahacha599
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In the back she goes
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PeeblesWiggins
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"'Cause you're hot when you're cold.."
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msjoyfull84
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In the trunk she goes.
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derpster
| 7
why throw her in the trunk when you can tie her underneath the car?
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rallets
| 22
"change the station, this song is too hot"
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sugarandspice33
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2- your picture is so cute!
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brittneylove
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Lol.(:
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tylersign
| 11
"Why is it getting louder when it's getting hotter...?!?!? I don't understand technology these days."
I'd record that. YouTube gold.
I'd record that. YouTube gold.
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Justin23L
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YouTube gold requires cute kittens
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shawnabuchanand
| 0
looks lyk a piece of dook with hair on it
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tellithowitis
| 13
Throw her out of the car in some random place. Problem solved
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
Maybe it's just me, but as drunken stepmothers go, thats kinda boring.
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
"This song sucks! It just goes whooooooosh! Where's the catchy hook?"
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SillyFart
| 7
I see what ya did there ya pirate!
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flockz
| 19
"this song is so hot!! makes me want to take my clothes off!"
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upyourzlolz
| 11
*Sees child-sized penis*
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flockz
| 19
*points and laughs at child size penis*
*realizes mocked penis is larger than own*
*realizes mocked penis is larger than own*
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fancyclown
| 9
*looks in pants*
*tear trails down cheek*
*rides horse into sunset*
*tear trails down cheek*
*rides horse into sunset*
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maddylovesu
| 5
*awkwardly stares at a bunch of exposed tiny dicks*
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
50-Too small for my crew at least.
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graham11
| 14
Anyone notice gurggle deleted his account? I feel accomplished actually!!
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maddylovesu
| 5
*covers eyes*
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ColtsDoug18
| 0
She must not think you are hot enough to be her "daughter.." ANYWAYS you only have to deal with it once, it's more like F your dads life
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
(Agrees with ColtsDoug18. Sitting with a ranting drunk once isn't so much fyl for you as for daddy)
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rttr
| 18
Thats pretty funny, welcome to the favorites page.
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perdix
| 29
Max defrost with recirculated air still sounds better than Rebecca Black.
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nixter5
| 18
And nails on a chalkboard.
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rallets
| 22
and your mom
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE
| 9
Yes, because your mother definitely sounds much better than all of the above. You make a great point.
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rallets
| 22
thank you
I'd record that. YouTube gold.