FML : Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking...

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Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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You deserved it

By ambled / Saturday 24 December 2011 20:04 / United States

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By chahacha599 | 0

#3783406 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:50

In the back she goes

By tylersign | 11

#3783411 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:52

"Why is it getting louder when it's getting hotter...?!?!? I don't understand technology these days." I'd record that. YouTube gold.

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By MattRoseen | 12

#3783401 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:50

Sounds like a great car ride!

By chahacha599 | 0

#3783406 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:50

In the back she goes

PeeblesWiggins | 0

#3783482 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:05

"'Cause you're hot when you're cold.."

msjoyfull84 | 0

#3783485 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:05

In the trunk she goes.

derpster | 7

#3783522 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:11

why throw her in the trunk when you can tie her underneath the car?

rallets | 22

#3783666 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:33

"change the station, this song is too hot"

sugarandspice33 | 0

#3784905 - Sunday 25 December 2011 05:00

2- your picture is so cute!

brittneylove | 0

#3785060 - Sunday 25 December 2011 05:46

Lol.(:

By tylersign | 11

#3783411 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:52

"Why is it getting louder when it's getting hotter...?!?!? I don't understand technology these days." I'd record that. YouTube gold.

Justin23L | 2

#3786206 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:45

YouTube gold requires cute kittens

shawnabuchanand | 0

#3787101 - Sunday 25 December 2011 07:54

looks lyk a piece of dook with hair on it

By tellithowitis | 13

#3783414 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:53

Throw her out of the car in some random place. Problem solved

By i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#3783420 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:53

Maybe it's just me, but as drunken stepmothers go, thats kinda boring.

By Buttsexpirate | 8

#3783436 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:56

"This song sucks! It just goes whooooooosh! Where's the catchy hook?"

SillyFart | 7

#3783621 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:27

I see what ya did there ya pirate!

By flockz | 19

#3783462 - Sunday 25 December 2011 12:59

"this song is so hot!! makes me want to take my clothes off!"

upyourzlolz | 11

#3783801 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:59

*Sees child-sized penis*

flockz | 19

#3783888 - Sunday 25 December 2011 02:24

*points and laughs at child size penis* *realizes mocked penis is larger than own*

fancyclown | 9

#3784849 - Sunday 25 December 2011 04:44

*looks in pants* *tear trails down cheek* *rides horse into sunset*

maddylovesu | 5

#3785100 - Sunday 25 December 2011 06:05

*awkwardly stares at a bunch of exposed tiny dicks*

Buttsexpirate | 8

#3785285 - Sunday 25 December 2011 07:23

50-Too small for my crew at least.

graham11 | 14

#3786260 - Sunday 25 December 2011 02:11

Anyone notice gurggle deleted his account? I feel accomplished actually!!

maddylovesu | 5

#3804774 - Thursday 29 December 2011 09:42

*covers eyes*

By ColtsDoug18 | 0

#3783483 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:05

She must not think you are hot enough to be her "daughter.." ANYWAYS you only have to deal with it once, it's more like F your dads life

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#3784565 - Sunday 25 December 2011 03:16

(Agrees with ColtsDoug18. Sitting with a ranting drunk once isn't so much fyl for you as for daddy)

By rttr | 18

#3783507 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:09

Thats pretty funny, welcome to the favorites page.

By perdix | 29

#3783520 - Sunday 25 December 2011 01:11

Max defrost with recirculated air still sounds better than Rebecca Black.

nixter5 | 18

#3784524 - Sunday 25 December 2011 03:06

And nails on a chalkboard.

rallets | 22

#3785779 - Sunday 25 December 2011 10:02

and your mom

IAMYOURPINEAPPLE | 9

#3786328 - Sunday 25 December 2011 02:48

Yes, because your mother definitely sounds much better than all of the above. You make a great point.

rallets | 22

#3788481 - Monday 26 December 2011 05:40

thank you

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