Relax

By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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What song was it?

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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What song was it?

That's what I'm wondering

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

Relax (don't do it) by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Please don't say the song is that Barney "I love you" theme song

Haha I'm pretty sure it's who let the dogs out

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What what in the butt.

WTF is wrong with you? That was extremely disrespectful and unnecessary. You are the epitome of a troll. Go fuck yourself.

50 - you deserve to die .

well that's awkward..

well if it makes you feel any better, my favorite song as a child was about chugging alcohol and "pissing the night away"...

Tubthumping? Really?

I love that song! I can't believe I never knew >_

Tiptoe through the tulips...

Never gonna give you up?

These damn fmls always keep you guessing.

82, I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down!!

Ya it's definitely relax don't do it

I think I'm turning Japanese" is about sex...

Motörhead - Orgasmatron

Get Low-Lil' Jon that was mine as a kid...unfortunately...

relax (don't do it) has now been infested with FMLers. (including me)

82 - fychildhood

I agree with Relax And in response to the "Pissing the night away comment", just in case you didn't know, it's a phrase that basically means drinking cheap/weak alcohol all night. It's a UK thing.

"I would do anything for love...but I won't do that"

FACK by Eminem, only he isnt very good at delaying orgasm in the song

One of my favourites as a kid was 'Whats the Story, Morning Glory?' by Oasis. "All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade"

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My favorite song when I was a kid was it wasn't me by shaggy

188 - me too! I had no idea what it meant but I knew practically all the words (except for the really fast rap part). I'd sing it while playing Spyro on the ps1 with my dad. xD

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Ah, I did not know that! Still doesn't make it that much better :p

Knowing about delaying an orgasm is common childhood knowledge? Wow! I never knew!

I like big butts - sir mixalot

unfortunately mine was me julie by shaggy and ali g...

No its not. A lot of people think it is but the band said it was about a guy missing a girl and feeling 'foreign'. Cracked busted the myth in one of their articles

Sorry 226, I got the song off of a friend. God damn misinformation.

Mine was turn me on by Kevin lyttle -_- I was so naive

Mine to lol

Chumbawumba!!!!! Takes be straight bac to 4th grade!

I think it's eminem fack ..... That poor gerbil

My favorite song was milkshake by kelis :) ah the innocence :)

162, you are close but incorrect. Pissing the night away is drinking any sort of alcohol. Not necessarily cheap or weak stuff.

Get low came out when most of us were in high school. Before your time 146.

Well, my favorite song was (I'm not quite sure If this is the name, but whatever,) "Pussy Control." my family told me I sounded just like the man XD

Baby are you down down down down down

Haha my favourite song was Smack That- by Akon. I never knew..

My best guess would be that one by sum 41- In too deep?

My two year olds knows all the words to peacock by Katie perry. The looks I get when she sings it :L

My two year old always sings "I wanna see you peacock" when ever we go grocery shopping everyone's facial reactions are priceless :L

Hahahahhahah! Mine too :p

The Lemon Song?

you are hella cute ^-^ rawrrr

One of my faves as a child was I used to Love her GnR. A proud momment for my mother was picking me up from catholic school at 6 years of age and watching me skip down the hall past the nuns singing "I used to love her, but I had to kill her"

82- TUBTHUMPING WAS MY FAVOURITE SONG TOO!!!

That's what I was thinking. I can't imagine another song having that meaning O.e

As a child I listened to an old Cajun song called " the Cajun stripper" top that

No, that's about getting stoned. Cause your eyes look like your Japanese when you get stoned apparently...

It's actually about the face you make when you tug it

It's about the face you get when you masturbate.

#188 I was about to comment and say my favorite song as a kid was "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy best 90's kid's song lol

My guess is Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Now I want to know what song this is! Anyway I hope you still enjoy it. ;)

OP was listening to some very innapropro music!

I want to know how OP's parents let him listen to that as a child.. unless they didn't know it was about anal sex and delaying an orgasm either??

#45 There were a lot of songs in my childhood I listened to that were about sex and I didn't understand. I was really innocent as a child lol. So maybe the parents thought OP didn't understand what the song was REALLY about back then?

But OPs parents must've found it awkward when OP sang along..?

59- for me that was Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera.

Probably the Beatles I'm thinking.

That doesn't narrow down the song selection much.

Really? How many songs do you know that are about anal sex and delaying an orgasm?

Too many...

Just about every song that comes out now.

44-while it is true that most songs that come out now are about vulgar topics, OP said it was his favorite song as a child so I don't think that applies to current songs.

It's Relax(Don't Do it) by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Almost every Eminem song

I can imagine a child singing the lyrics to a song like that

Haha When i was younger i used to sing naughty lyrics to songs not even realizing what they meant

Hey, go to Youtube and your mother may have posted a video of it online. There's plenty of them with small kids singing the latest pop/rap song riddled with sexual innuendos and profanity. You may already be an Internet star and never knew it. ;)

I think it's that "girl I want to make you sweat" and there's a line like "looking at your big brown eye." I wish OP would clarify what the song is..

175 - it's Relax (Don't Do It)

ladyLALAA... It's "looking in your big brown eyes". That song is most definitely about sex... however, Bob Marley is a little more classy than that. ;)

Haha, 283 thank you for the info! I will promptly march my mind to the gutter!

Well this is a shitty situation

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Not only an overused pun, it's not even being used right this time. ._.

You don't have to be so anal about it..

Well there is the possibility that anal sex can be a shitty situation. But the situation itself doesn't deal with the act, only it's inclusion in a song.

Now THATS ^ anal

Oh!! I see what you did there!!! XD

Now that's a message to prepare you for the future.

Childhood ruined?

Pretty much.

I highly doubt a song could ruin ur child hood. Xcept for barney mayb!

30- He wasn't being serious man...

Delaying an orgasm with anal sex isn't a big accomplishment. JS.

And I'm "just saying" that you could simply not waste your time, and ours by posting stupid comments. "J.S."

Idk it may be TMI but my husband always finishes really quick when we're doing that because of how much he's into it >.>

105 - You just made yourself look like a very willing young lady who doesn't have a filter on her mouth.

Actually, it is. Anal is supposed to be better for both parter, as in the anus there are a ton of nerve endings which increase the pleasure for the woman, and it's tighter than the vagina, making it more pleasurable for the man.

143, Again, stop calling kettles black.

153, I'm flattered you're following my posts, but unfortunately you're mistaken.

it all makes sense now doesn't it

What is giggidy? All these little nerds run around saying it at school!

Its when you have a twix moment.