By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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coolcaarlos 3

hahaha I would have grabbed him and pretended I was a stranger!

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HahaHokayThen 10

15- horrible idea. As if it wasn't suspicious enough.

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The_Troller 14

Normally I would reccomend a spanking as punishment but in This case...

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Jakesterk96 8

Kids say the Darnest things!!

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PElexander 5

This is awesome. Totally sounds like something my kid would do.

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BrownEyes97 1

I would do it to my dad.

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zurisbloodyrose 0

I've done it before. It's fun. And a great way to spite my mother.

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LadyGore 12

It's funny until someone does it to you. Won't be so funny when your being questioned by the police because your child's a ******* brat.

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nofearjenshere 12

STRANGER DANGER!

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BayleeWasHere 1

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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borkchop1992 15

come here kids cause im gona grape you in the mouth

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upyourzlolz 11

Is that really what water polo looks like?

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borkchop1992 15

i changed my info just for you

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flockz 19

so what color was the spray paint on your van?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Pedobear feels threatened by you. He was about to make his move when you came.

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wooley29 8

Funny, but maybe he needs to be read The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

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capnbzarr 43

Yep, that's what I was gonna say. Read it to him every night until he tells you he's sick of it. Then make him explain the moral of the story to you. If he can, then you can put that book back on the shelf.

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Wangan_Warrior 9

Serves you right for having a 7 year old bf :P Haha jokes but Your kid is a funny little bastard though ;)

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

You're profiles pretty accurate. I think I do hate you..."drifting"...commmmmmon...really??

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bvbarmy1234 2

...your comment and profile made me want to kill babies. Please go away. And never return. Kthxbai.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

"I'm Bisexual and I mostly go for girls. I have a gf." Hun, that's what we call a lesbian. Don't kid yourself.

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Buttsexpirate 9

It's gonna turn into that south park episode isn't it? Its the start of the epidemic. In 1 week kids are going to have large scale battles because all the parents are in jail

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jackeechan 10

I love that episode

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MinecraftDragon 5

That episode rocked :)

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cannabliss96 0

The magic "m" word

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