hahaha I would have grabbed him and pretended I was a stranger!

15- horrible idea. As if it wasn't suspicious enough.

Normally I would reccomend a spanking as punishment but in This case...

Pedobear approves.

Kids say the Darnest things!!

Stranger danger!!

Thanks to David Spade....

They do have the best candy!

They also have the best rape.

50- You, sir, just won

#97: Here lies your joke; savagely beaten to death.

I would do it to my dad.

I've done it before. It's fun. And a great way to spite my mother.

It's funny until someone does it to you. Won't be so funny when your being questioned by the police because your child's a ******* brat.

He just wanted to give them some candy!

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that really what water polo looks like?

i changed my info just for you

Yep, that's what I was gonna say. Read it to him every night until he tells you he's sick of it. Then make him explain the moral of the story to you. If he can, then you can put that book back on the shelf.

What?

You're profiles pretty accurate. I think I do hate you..."drifting"...commmmmmon...really??

...your comment and profile made me want to kill babies. Please go away. And never return. Kthxbai.

Nice face, potter

"I'm Bisexual and I mostly go for girls. I have a gf." Hun, that's what we call a lesbian. Don't kid yourself.

I love that episode

That episode rocked :)

The magic "m" word