By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

I like strangers.

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Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

coolcaarlos 3

hahaha I would have grabbed him and pretended I was a stranger!

15- horrible idea. As if it wasn't suspicious enough.

The_Troller 14

Normally I would reccomend a spanking as punishment but in This case...

Pedobear approves.

Jakesterk96 8

Kids say the Darnest things!!

whatup360 1

Stranger danger!!

Thanks to David Spade....

I like strangers.

They do have the best candy!

ShroomsOnAcid 16

They also have the best rape.

bitchslapped22 14

50- You, sir, just won

#97: Here lies your joke; savagely beaten to death.

PElexander 5

This is awesome. Totally sounds like something my kid would do.

BrownEyes97 1

I would do it to my dad.

zurisbloodyrose 0

I've done it before. It's fun. And a great way to spite my mother.

It's funny until someone does it to you. Won't be so funny when your being questioned by the police because your child's a fucking brat.

nofearjenshere 12

STRANGER DANGER!

He just wanted to give them some candy!

BayleeWasHere 1

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

borkchop1992 15

come here kids cause im gona grape you in the mouth

Is that really what water polo looks like?

borkchop1992 15

i changed my info just for you

flockz 19

so what color was the spray paint on your van?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Pedobear feels threatened by you. He was about to make his move when you came.

Funny, but maybe he needs to be read The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Yep, that's what I was gonna say. Read it to him every night until he tells you he's sick of it. Then make him explain the moral of the story to you. If he can, then you can put that book back on the shelf.

Serves you right for having a 7 year old bf :P Haha jokes but Your kid is a funny little bastard though ;)

coolcaarlos 3

What?

You're profiles pretty accurate. I think I do hate you..."drifting"...commmmmmon...really??

...your comment and profile made me want to kill babies. Please go away. And never return. Kthxbai.

Nice face, potter

A7X_LoVeee 10

"I'm Bisexual and I mostly go for girls. I have a gf." Hun, that's what we call a lesbian. Don't kid yourself.

Buttsexpirate 9

It's gonna turn into that south park episode isn't it? Its the start of the epidemic. In 1 week kids are going to have large scale battles because all the parents are in jail

jackeechan 10

I love that episode

MinecraftDragon 5

That episode rocked :)

cannabliss96 0

The magic "m" word