By dealingdave - United States
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!
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  capnbzarr  |  43

Yep, that's what I was gonna say. Read it to him every night until he tells you he's sick of it. Then make him explain the moral of the story to you. If he can, then you can put that book back on the shelf.

By  Buttsexpirate  |  9

It's gonna turn into that south park episode isn't it? Its the start of the epidemic. In 1 week kids are going to have large scale battles because all the parents are in jail