Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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HiddenMonkey 8
I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(
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Comments (248)
bubo_fml 11
If this (ex) girlfriend shows up @ your Bros wedding, let the fireworks begin & give 'em a bangin' show!!
andrew1107 0
Shouldn't asked together. That could be why she said no. Kind of a lot of pressure. But still that really sucks I feel for you.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
looks like you dodged a bullet
bryan788 29
That sucks, beer will fix it
majorasshole 4
One has class, the other is a superficial bitch.
ShadoSniper 7
Cool Story Bro
blackstar994 5
That's ****** upp
shots1996 8
I feel you bro gettin turned down always sucks hope it works out next time you pop the question
shots1996 8
I feel you bro gettin turned down always sucks hope it works out next time you pop the question
graham11 14
It's just one of those days when a certain few FML commenters are bugging the crap out of me.