Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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HiddenMonkey 8
I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(
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Comments (248)
maddie2015 0
That's such a sweet thought, I'm sorry it didn't work out:(
savedb2rfly 0
if my boyfriend blew my special moment by making it someone else's special moment as well, I would have said no, too. next time, try making it just about your relationship and not someone else's. where you planning on sharing your wedding as well???
SlaveToRetail 10
Damn, you're bitter.
Arias1228 3
Omg that's so sad! :(
brick_man33 14
good and bad call OP, great idea poor execution. Ladies really value a proposal as there "only about me" moment they don't want to remember another woman there spoiling it. If you and your brother would of proposed simultaneously, separately you would have achieved a better result. good luck
amhort 4
That sucks sooo much... I think it was an adorable way to propose, though
LilSideTwerk 0
thats whatchu get for being lame and asking her at the same time as your brother. sigh -__________- people will never learn.
metman9192 2
LOL WOW bet u didn't c that coming. Zing! no but seriously that does suck
snowgirl7166 0
I'm really sorry:/
thejoester 5
YDI. Girls want that moment to be special, not shared with another woman!
redneckcracka 13
Y'all are crazy...but I def feel sorry for this guy...that really sucks...I wonder what the brother did...