You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 169
You deserved it 10 894

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

bamagrl410 31

No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.


Br00talsex 0

I wasn't aware dead people could smile.

agreed. dead people can't use muscles. it uses muscles to smile :-/

bamagrl410 31

No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.

free2speak 14

Its called rigor motis. Your muscles need ATP to relax. When you die, eventually you run out of ATP and rigor motis sets in (all muscles contract). Thanks, molecular cell biology. Also, I think it's a F the homeless person's life although he is dead so I guess F his afterlife? Maybe the ghost will haunt OP for relentlessly kicking a dead homeless guy.

bamagrl410 31

Essentially what I wanted to say, but I'm not scientifically inclined in the slightest haha. I fail. But I agree; f the homeless guy's life.

free2speak 14

hehe. only benefit of taking one of the hardest classes ever- I get to rephrase what people already know in scientific terms. Also I meant yelling at, not kicking in that last sentence.

Did you kill him? How do you live with yourself?

Awww at least he died with a smile on his face. He was probably thinking about ___________!

did you poke him with a stick?

he died with a hard on.

cheese burgers


mintcar 9

11, haha I have my Molecular Cell Biology exam tomorrow and ironically "rigor mortis" will be on the exam. The exam is on cytoskeleton and cell motility, cell signaling/ transduction, cellular reproduction and cell malignancy. A class mate of mine was talking to me about Rigor Mortis when I read your comment. And it's not that hard. It's just a lot of detail. I actually think Molecular Genetics ( assuming you already took it since it's a pre req) is a lot more difficult.

natas_fml 13

How is that ironic?

zkchild 0

Well it takes more muscles to frown then it does to smile.

he died happy you see.. so...

Hellooomindyy 0

It says a few minutes not ten minutes.

KarinaLizeth18 5

86- the original post said 10mins.. i guess the moderators edited it to say "a few"

free2speak 14

#70, I was thinking that we might actually go to the same school since I had my MCB exam today as well! It was comprehensive, just like yours but then I read you said something about Molc. Genetics and our school doesn't require Genetics (molecular based, it's just called Genetics) as a pre req for molecular cell and I am taking that next semester.

himynameiskrista 0

Buzzkilllllllll xD

shadexilmaendu 4

I think it would be ironic if everything were made of iron.

GrapeJuice67 17

That was my other question... OP how did you not notice some of the other things that happen to you when you die...

So do hobos die alot there?

free2speak 14

No they just become zombies and haunt you by yelling "spare some change".

lollipopXx 0


"they just become zombies and haunt you" what? zombies don't haunt.

zombies hunt.

and eat your face. lol

Night of the living homeless.

What just happened here

You wouldn't happen to be a recently out of work dentist by any chance?

Sweetpea137 0

i know which post you're talking about!!!

hahahahahahaaa probably

What post is that?

kealy97 0

I was thinking the exact same thing !

I agree with 5#, this is fake.

samicna 4

fhl not yours

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

At least he went out smilin' with his boots on :]

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Yes, but still.. all alone. At least if he had a hobo friend with him.

Maybe he did have a hobo buddy. His buddy was just smart enough to leave before the hotel security started breaking necks!

SmallTownCutie 0

48= epic win. you have won 100 Internetz

finally!!! someone who has a heart who isn't being a bitch!

Quest_ 13

I guess he got lucky with the passing hottie and suffered a coronary upon ******.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Hahaha clever. Sad nontheless.

KarinaLizeth18 5

dude its a freakin homeless man.. youre an ass for tellin him to move when hes got nowhere to go.. f u OP i hope you become homeless and people kick you out of every place you go..

Yeah! You're right. What an ass for doing his job and keeping vagrants off the hotel property!

yes how dare he do his job. he's so evil

Jesus lay off he was just doing his job :P

KarinaLizeth18 5

Sorry >.> I guess I'm just venting some personal problems onto this.. but seriously homeless people have nowhere to go nowadays because everywhere they go is private property! They even get kicked out of public parks!! I just got mad at how society can be so cruel to people sometimes

I understand that you have convictions but I ask you have many homeless persons have you allowed to stay in your home? And if you live at home with your parents and cannot allow someone to stay in your house do you plan to give homeless persons a place to stay when you get your own place?

KarinaLizeth18 5

I'm not talking about private homes.. this was outside on grass.. it would be different if OP was kicking him out of his back yard but the man was in a public place

The yard of a privately owned establishment is not public. It is private also.

my girlfriend picked up three and their dog the night we moved into our first place together nice thing to do of course but kind of a fml all in it's self some first night together

It's his job to say something. He's 'security'. Homeless ppl laying in the company's grass probably ain't ok with the higher ups. Don't dis a man for taking his job seriously. Maybe he should tell every other homeless guy to chill in your yard next time :)

YDI asshole don't yell at homeless people

yeah, when he comes back as a dirty zombie you're boned!

It's his freaking job

Nice going douchebag, you almost hurt that scooter!

I do believe that you are posting on the wrong FML. try again.

mz_booty 0

and hello I'm sure u woulda realized he wasn't breathing!!

uur pic is a dick taking I mean breath taking

mz_booty 0

lol to bad I can't say the same about urs??

lovexbox 8

Attention ****** are great.

#47 lol awesome.

what up

whats ur number

RedPillSucks 31



Yea, dude should have been able to look and tell that dude wasn't breathing. that should've been his first thought. oh!! there's a guy laying on the grass looking up at the sky with a smile on his face!! he must be dead!! you must be blonde.

zepirothica 0

That's not true. I mistook a homeless guy for a dead body until he grabbed my arm when I poked him.