Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML
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HiddenMonkey 8
I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(
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Comments (248)
tylerbro 3
Yo stop commenting. Kthxbye
cajekraze 7
You are dumb. Know the answer before you ask the question. You should have discussions before you propose, but you have to subtly make her bring it up
Cavebone 5
she probably thought she was being asked to marry into some weird double marriage thing w ur bro.
Jays7 10
Is it because when you're horny, your face reminds her of a dead dog?
babedollforever 0
Hahaha
wallygolf 3
The true FML here is you dont have a date to his wedding now
EvilLilCupcake 10
Yeah. That must be it! (sarcasm)
chujel1302 1
Threesome with your brother's fiancé?
2dog 15
Awwwww, I feel so bad for you
Forlorn420 9
I thought it was a funny comment..
ZDK5498 6
I'm so sorry OP.... Give it some time.... Hopefully she will say "YES" sooner or later :)
elajoker 1
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