Smooth criminal By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States 8 3 11 32 Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 473 You deserved it 6 227 Tweet Share
By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France 4 1 9 65 Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 914 You deserved it 26 025 Tweet Share