Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I sadly had to tell my fiancé of 3 years that I realized I’m a lesbian and not really attracted to men, and therefore I called off the wedding. He decided to retaliate and out me to my very Christian parents, who are unhappy campers right now. “Unhappy” is an understatement. FML
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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Some people just shouldn't be at weddings. They can't accept that this is YOUR special day and try to ruin it. I say ban the brother just to be sure you have the best day ever!
SirEnigM0nk 22
Congratulations on the upcoming wedding! I would definitely consider banning your brother, if a stern talking to won't keep him from acting like an ass.
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Comments (4)
SirEnigM0nk 22
Congratulations on the upcoming wedding! I would definitely consider banning your brother, if a stern talking to won't keep him from acting like an ass.
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Some people just shouldn't be at weddings. They can't accept that this is YOUR special day and try to ruin it. I say ban the brother just to be sure you have the best day ever!
It_gets_better 20
I think it would be cool if, as a society, we agreed that whoever asks for the first date is not the one who proposes. Like, person A asks person B on a first date, which initiates the romantic relationship. If they're both happy in said relationship, and neither person breaks it off, it should fall to person B to propose furthering the commitment of said relationship. I just personally like the concept because there are literally no gender roles to it.
Gemfez 17
Congratulations. May your marriage be long and wonderful.
Hangryko 32
Just ban your manchild brother outright.