By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
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she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?

Koios 30

You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in

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she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?

Baby with the dad most likely, hence the wording.

ThatGuy9679 13

the wording and usernane

Koios 30

You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in

Damn... that's fucked up. Even more if the dad is still married.

The good news is you’re going to have a quarter-son! Trust me, I’m a math whiz.

ChromoTec 24

No, you have it all wrong. It will be his brother, along with being a half-brother, which will make him 150% brother.

Math whiz and English idiot

Jerk! I’m not an English idiot — I’m an American idiot. USA! USA! USA!

Amber Rutledge 11

😂😂😂

So does that mean the baby is your quarter-brother...or half-nephew?

isbtif8402 10

I think it means the baby is his half-brother because his girlfriend was cheating on him with his dad.

no it IS going to be his half brother/sister

Oh my god..that's beyond fucked up..

childlessmother 16

At least she kept it in the family?

Well now.. awkward moments incoming....

RedWolf16 21

Uhhh... I feel so sorry for you and your mother.

thatslifeiguess7 16

JERRY JERRY!!!!!