By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
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Natalie Butts 5

she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?

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Koios 30

You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in

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Natalie Butts 5

she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?

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d3rpb0t 10

Baby with the dad most likely, hence the wording.

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ThatGuy9679 13

the wording and usernane

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Koios 30

You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in

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d3rpb0t 10

Damn... that's ****** up. Even more if the dad is still married.

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RichardPencil 30

The good news is you’re going to have a quarter-son! Trust me, I’m a math whiz.

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ChromoTec 24

No, you have it all wrong. It will be his brother, along with being a half-brother, which will make him 150% brother.

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RichardPencil 30

Jerk! I’m not an English idiot — I’m an American idiot. USA! USA! USA!

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Amber Rutledge 11

😂😂😂

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

So does that mean the baby is your quarter-brother...or half-nephew?

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isbtif8402 10

I think it means the baby is his half-brother because his girlfriend was cheating on him with his dad.

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MrGarrett26 11

no it IS going to be his half brother/sister

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Spiritbird 17

Oh my god..that's beyond ****** up..

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childlessmother 16

At least she kept it in the family?

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John Nemeth 14

Well now.. awkward moments incoming....

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RedWolf16 21

Uhhh... I feel so sorry for you and your mother.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

JERRY JERRY!!!!!

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