Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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HiddenMonkey 8
I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(
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Comments (248)
niniloka 2
theres plenty of great girls out there who would appreciate a guy like you keep your head up and be happy for your brother!
DjeePee 25
Maybe she appreciated the guy, but not the way of proposing. Some people want a private, intimate proposal, you know, not some sort of family gathering.
xk75 4
I'm thinking the brother's gf (now-fiancée) is the only girl who would appreciate a guy like that. Because who would want a simultaneous bro-posal!? Sorry.
Sadist86 6
It's probably because you look like a bridge troll and/or have the personality of a tree stump. Blame yourself.
deviable 9
Well their name is sadist.
Horrorfan 6
Now, now Sadist.... Must we go to such lengths to prove your douchebagginess? even if you actually are a sadist that is no reason to hurt OPs feelings more... Tone it down there buddy
MyPetNinja 14
Sadist may be a douchebag, but damn, look at his vocabulary in his profile!
lolatthesefmls 0
Stupid. What does this even have to do? Lmao
eatsleepjb 8
Then why would she go out with him in the first place? (to 13)
CanyonRose 16
It sounds like OP and his brother are twins. Thought it would be cute to propose in sync. So they would both look like a troll then.
wooley29 8
Sorry to hear that. She is just not ready. Give it time.
Torva_fml 16
Your picture is somewhat intimidating.... Scary stuff right there.
wooley29 8
135-Ha! No, I am a nice guy.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with #15. There's a trial concept which applies well to proposals: never ask a question you don't know the answer to. Had you two discussed marriage already? You can't assume that two people are in the same frame of mind. It doesn't mean it will always be a no; it's probably a not yet.
tylersign 11
Well there's a plot twist for ya. I could steal this idea and make a brand new drama show! Sneak peek at the next episode: Anglela, the "no" girlfriend, goes crazy. OP's brother is in danger. What happens next? Tune in next week to find out!
Dojan 16
Mister arupakka! I love you.
Baytheshark 14
*hunches over computer and types dramatically* WhAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!! *creepily says* I must find out, one way, *cracks knuckles* or another....
ninjuh_wingman 29
Life just threw a giant curveball your way my friend and you swung and missed.
Ariana2_fml 2
Aww don't worry...you'll find someone :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Or she'll be ready in the near future.
maxwells_hammer 5
That's pretty cute. Sorry to hear the end result though. Did the girls at least answer at the same time?
Snafuusmc 12
Oh wow sorry man.
philliesfan983 1
Gay
nikkij1988 0
Fyl to the maxxxxx!!