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25 & 33: Well... In my case, I sometimes have to goto the field and train for a month at a time... I have yet to have someone break up with me because of it. Also, March 14 is literally steak and blowjob day.

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If you don't have steak then you triple on the bj. Everyone knows feb. 14 is for women and march 14 is the men's equivalent. Mark your damn calendars people

He was probably still smarting from the expense of Valentime's Day! Tell him it is also Pi Day -- you two can go round and round arguing about that! If he's not interested in your pi, but wants the BJ, remind him that today is the 69th day of the year (*actually, you are off by a few, but close enough!)

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Not interested in his girlfriends pi?? That would be reason enough for him not to be allowed to celebrate this special day, and be made to eat veggies and watch Snooki and friends on a 24 hour loop broadcast while the rest of us keep todays tradition strong!

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Unless she's vegetarian. Then she can make herself a tofu steak. This is really unfair to veg couples, you know. But I will be cooking my boyfriend dinner before we watch a hockey game. But yeah, tell him to take a hike if he's going to disappear for a month like that.

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