At least he has a great sense of humour! :)

It would have been better if he asked her to be the headmaster of the pen15 club.

I don't know about his sense of humour, but he sure has poor spelling. For me that's almost worse than the whole situation.

#41 the joke went right over your head...

I get the "bone", thanks. If "appetite" is a joke then please explain, captain obvious.

Bon Appétit

#53 Ohhhh nooooo someone doesn't have an understanding of French. Gosh, how did they miss that vital part of their U.S. education.

that is a common expression that's used in English even though it's French. just like everyone knows what Merci means. English is based on French and German.

^English is based off Latin, friend.

Yes, Latin, too

Since when is French required education? No language is 'required' by the board of education except English.

In my school district two years of a foreign language is required in high school to graduate. The only exceptions are if you have a modified diploma (which would generally still require one year), or if you can take a test to prove competency in a foreign language not offered by your school.

I'm actually fluent in French. My point is that everyone knows the phrase and that's obviously not how you spell "appétit". Apparently that needed to be explained to you, so there you go.

The US education system allows us to learn many languages, usually we only choose one or two and in some states the only choice is spanish or french and spanish is more usable here, this may not be the same for where OP is but it may

Bone appetite= appetite for a boner/dick. There.

At least his Puns are great and his sense of humor is nice, I'd say that's a hard situation to be in though, I make puns too.

I guess he wasn't offering a foot long

I think it was more ignorance of the French language than a successful pun. The proper spelling is Bon Appetit.

24, a dick is also called a boner. hence the bone appetite. there the joke has been explained.

The best part of this was OP's name.

Chow time

That one must've been "hard" to swallow.

I feel like you didn't really need the quotation marks as this was already a double pun (a good one too).

Lol I would be excited about that

He's trying to be sexy.. of course it's exciting. Girls are not appreciative enough.

how is he being sexy begging for a blow job

a naked guy is sexy.

#86 He's not begging for a blow job. I bet if a woman did that the tables would be turned.

I know I would be scared if a woman asked for a blowjob.

Lol that's love. He has a great sense of humor so he definitely sounds like a keeper ;)

That's not what love is.

Better than him asking you to join the pen15 club, when he is the head of the club.

Tried a little too hard there, buddy.

Gotta give him points for creativity

so thoughtful