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At least he has a great sense of humour! :)
It would have been better if he asked her to be the headmaster of the pen15 club.
#41 the joke went right over your head...
#53 Ohhhh nooooo someone doesn't have an understanding of French. Gosh, how did they miss that vital part of their U.S. education.
Yes, Latin, too
In my school district two years of a foreign language is required in high school to graduate. The only exceptions are if you have a modified diploma (which would generally still require one year), or if you can take a test to prove competency in a foreign language not offered by your school.
The US education system allows us to learn many languages, usually we only choose one or two and in some states the only choice is spanish or french and spanish is more usable here, this may not be the same for where OP is but it may
Bone appetite= appetite for a boner/dick. There.
At least his Puns are great and his sense of humor is nice, I'd say that's a hard situation to be in though, I make puns too.
I guess he wasn't offering a foot long
I think it was more ignorance of the French language than a successful pun. The proper spelling is Bon Appetit.
The best part of this was OP's name.
Chow time
That one must've been "hard" to swallow.
I feel like you didn't really need the quotation marks as this was already a double pun (a good one too).
He's trying to be sexy.. of course it's exciting. Girls are not appreciative enough.
a naked guy is sexy.
#86 He's not begging for a ********. I bet if a woman did that the tables would be turned.
I know I would be scared if a woman asked for a *******.
Lol that's love. He has a great sense of humor so he definitely sounds like a keeper ;)
Better than him asking you to join the pen15 club, when he is the head of the club.
Tried a little too hard there, buddy.
so thoughtful
Keywords
The best part of this was OP's name.
At least he has a great sense of humour! :)