By stillhungry - United States - San Francisco
  Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML
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  CaitiieBuggs  |  23

In my school district two years of a foreign language is required in high school to graduate. The only exceptions are if you have a modified diploma (which would generally still require one year), or if you can take a test to prove competency in a foreign language not offered by your school.

  Merylwen  |  24

I'm actually fluent in French. My point is that everyone knows the phrase and that's obviously not how you spell "appétit". Apparently that needed to be explained to you, so there you go.

  Slasher2977  |  19

The US education system allows us to learn many languages, usually we only choose one or two and in some states the only choice is spanish or french and spanish is more usable here, this may not be the same for where OP is but it may

  leogachi  |  15

That's not what love is.