ParadoxicalPea

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  • Comox, Canada
  • 30 years old
  • Friday 18 October 1991
  • In a relationship
About Paradoxicalpea
Mother of 2, wife, author, poet, artist. I love my coffee and a cigarette while brainstorming on the beach across the street. I also enjoy finding beauty in unexpected places, bacon and trees. I could never live away from the ocean. EVER. I dislike hateful people, chat speak, hair extensions and well, a lot of things. Champion of the underdog, compassionate, I cry when I watch The Lion King, but if you laugh at me for it I WILL hit you. Mmkay? Free spirited, open minded, non judgemental, but that doesn't mean I'm not a huge bitch. Try me.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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