By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States
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Huh, I would have thought sex
Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food
A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.
A week really isn't that long to go without seeing someone. But that's pretty funny. I had a friend that did that in college, more freaking often than weekly.
Tell him your house is like a grocery store, he has to pay for what he eats
You're one step away from saying that her house is also like a brothel, and he has to pay for sex.
#25 because sex is a commodity that has to be bought at the store before you can enjoy it. "I'm sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight. I forgot to pick some up when I was at the store."
Oh, so that's what you consider the distinction that breaks the analogy... Very well: "I love you, and I'd do anything for you... as long as it doesn't involve any monetary investment; otherwise I will send you an invoice." Bottom line: if my girlfriend came to my house and was hungry, I'd feed her.
He sounds like a romantic
This didn't turn out the way I expected it to
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A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.
Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food