Love: Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:44

A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

kingcaper817 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food

Comments

KatHelm 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:35

Looks like you got a worthless lazy ass.

LilHitla 15

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:36

looks like I have an erection. not from you though

A07 48

Saturday 14 February 2015 18:21

Looks like true love

peceout 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

I hope you didn't give him any food.

peceout 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:43

What I mean is that he should be spending time with you because he wants to, not because he needs something.

extremereviews 26

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

Huh, I would have thought sex

sethsmith11 21

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:42

That's what I figured. At least he wasn't just using her for sex then walking out.

JayVicious 20

Monday 16 February 2015 6:59

maybe he used her for food AND sex?

kingcaper817 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food

DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:44

A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

Welshite 39

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:14

Or he may just be down on his luck and unable to afford food.

MrConcise 34

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:16

Or he's only still around because he's really good in bed.

iAmPaul 49

Saturday 14 February 2015 16:06

Or he's been dependent on her for a bit.

Tthug 34

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:45

A week really isn't that long to go without seeing someone. But that's pretty funny. I had a friend that did that in college, more freaking often than weekly.

AverageJoey 18

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:50

Tell him your house is like a grocery store, he has to pay for what he eats

Vestin 18

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:07

You're one step away from saying that her house is also like a brothel, and he has to pay for sex.

Dthsapprntc 23

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:55

#25 because sex is a commodity that has to be bought at the store before you can enjoy it. "I'm sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight. I forgot to pick some up when I was at the store."

Vestin 18

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:14

Oh, so that's what you consider the distinction that breaks the analogy... Very well: "I love you, and I'd do anything for you... as long as it doesn't involve any monetary investment; otherwise I will send you an invoice." Bottom line: if my girlfriend came to my house and was hungry, I'd feed her.