By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 068
You deserved it 3 577

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A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food

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Looks like you got a worthless lazy ass.

looks like I have an erection. not from you though

Looks like true love

I hope you didn't give him any food.

What I mean is that he should be spending time with you because he wants to, not because he needs something.

Huh, I would have thought sex

sethsmith11 21

That's what I figured. At least he wasn't just using her for sex then walking out.

JayVicious 20

maybe he used her for food AND sex?

Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food

A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

Or he may just be down on his luck and unable to afford food.

Or he's only still around because he's really good in bed.

iAmPaul 49

Or he's been dependent on her for a bit.

A week really isn't that long to go without seeing someone. But that's pretty funny. I had a friend that did that in college, more freaking often than weekly.

Tell him your house is like a grocery store, he has to pay for what he eats

You're one step away from saying that her house is also like a brothel, and he has to pay for sex.

#25 because sex is a commodity that has to be bought at the store before you can enjoy it. "I'm sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight. I forgot to pick some up when I was at the store."

Oh, so that's what you consider the distinction that breaks the analogy... Very well: "I love you, and I'd do anything for you... as long as it doesn't involve any monetary investment; otherwise I will send you an invoice." Bottom line: if my girlfriend came to my house and was hungry, I'd feed her.

He sounds like a romantic

This didn't turn out the way I expected it to

ndnpride88 25

Think you need to find yourself a man who could take care of himself before you take him in