By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
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You deserved it 3 588
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DocBastard 38

A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

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KatHelm 17

Looks like you got a worthless lazy ass.

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LilHitla 15

looks like I have an erection. not from you though

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peceout 29

What I mean is that he should be spending time with you because he wants to, not because he needs something.

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sethsmith11 21

That's what I figured. At least he wasn't just using her for sex then walking out.

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JayVicious 20

maybe he used her for food AND sex?

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DocBastard 38

A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

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Welshite 39

Or he may just be down on his luck and unable to afford food.

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MrConcise 34

Or he's only still around because he's really good in bed.

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iAmPaul 49

Or he's been dependent on her for a bit.

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Tthug 34

A week really isn't that long to go without seeing someone. But that's pretty funny. I had a friend that did that in college, more freaking often than weekly.

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AverageJoey 18

Tell him your house is like a grocery store, he has to pay for what he eats

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Vestin 18

You're one step away from saying that her house is also like a brothel, and he has to pay for sex.

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Dthsapprntc 23

#25 because sex is a commodity that has to be bought at the store before you can enjoy it. "I'm sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight. I forgot to pick some up when I was at the store."

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Vestin 18

Oh, so that's what you consider the distinction that breaks the analogy... Very well: "I love you, and I'd do anything for you... as long as it doesn't involve any monetary investment; otherwise I will send you an invoice." Bottom line: if my girlfriend came to my house and was hungry, I'd feed her.

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irisr_fml 24

This didn't turn out the way I expected it to

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ndnpride88 25

Think you need to find yourself a man who could take care of himself before you take him in

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