Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML
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Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your ex is your ex for a reason. You need to speak to your husband to find out why he keeps brushing you off. Communication is the main reason most relationships fail, and yet it's the easiest thing to do. As long as neither of you are mute.
BenTen 5
Who doesn't think about a ex that was good after a 6 month dry spell....
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Comments (27)
VanTufty 13
I have the same issue with my wife! Oh the memories ...
sunnyray812 42
You shouldn't be missing your ex at all even if you do have a dryspell with your current partner....
brad85 4
hey you what's up
interesting33 37
it could be partially hormonal. L
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your ex is your ex for a reason. You need to speak to your husband to find out why he keeps brushing you off. Communication is the main reason most relationships fail, and yet it's the easiest thing to do. As long as neither of you are mute.
BenTen 5
Who doesn't think about a ex that was good after a 6 month dry spell....
drows 4
You need to do something about it. 6 months is not normal. Nobody is "too tired for sex". My first tought: "He receive sex somewhere else" Sure it could be something else, but you really need to do something about it either way. Talk to him, give him a nice BJ (Who would be too tired for a BJ ?) What was your sex life before ?
xXPikachuXx 21
"Too tired for sex" CAN happen. I have had people I was just hooking up with say they're too tired and ask to just cuddle. I've done the same. Sex requires energy so if you're tired it isn't as fun.
ImpKit 7
... you're an idiot. Seriously? There's plenty of reasons someone might be too tired for sex. Working out or a physically demanding job could leave you physically too tired. A stressful and/or mentally demanding job could leave you feeling too exhausted. Couple these things with potential medical problems and low sex drive and you have hundreds to thousands of reasons for feeling too tired for sex.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
then ********** and next time you husband wants tell him, your tooo tired
eggs and cheese 8
exactly
Susan Yee 9
Poor you! 3 months was my longest! You should sit down and talk with him. Mine the reason was because he was slammed at work. He brought work home and worked till bedtime. Situation got better after he hired some assistants. Also his mood has much improved after he has more time to exercise.
Matt Much 12
Meh, 6 mos. That's not good but atleast it isn't 3 years
WistayShlaio82 13
I’m just here to count the “he’s cheating on you” people. But it could be something he’s to ashamed to talk to you about
megryan08 11
Like cheat..