By hotride - 15/12/2010 16:34

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 785
You deserved it 6 499

jd7546 tells us more.

I had just started restoring it when I got it, and nobody would insure it when I got it. it looked like a junkyard heap of shit, I just got it back the day before I broke up with her. still have the burnt up shell in my drive way that I have to dispose of :(

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Hump_Zilla 0

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

dougierocks 13

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

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What the fuck??! Go burn her house down! :D What a furry night.

fakeaccountX 6

First your CAR, next is your HOUSE! Move out of town before the bitch makes her next move! Or better yet, just go torch her ass.

bitch would die

green_eyes124 0

Hmmm, wouldn't the day before 'today' be yesterday? Yeah, random I know, but hey, I'm tired *yawn*

Marvin_Android 0

Sounds frustrating. All of your effort, for nothing. But that's just how all endeavors by all organisms are; you wind up dead and everything you've accomplished is destroyed. It's just so depressing, the pointlessness of it all. I'm not bringing you down, am I? You've had a rough enough day. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

So how's life?

Life's such a bitch!

LAWSUIT! Now!

Marvin_Android 0

58, it's dreadful. Wasn't I clear enough for your primitive Earth-monkey brain earlier? 59, yes. Awful, isn't it.

sparta98 4

"What happened?" "I explained my views of life to the ship" "And?" "She committed suicide..."

Is it me or does anyone think this Android needs to get laid? Go call E.T to see if he wants to hook up or something?! Just a thought.

It's just you, Turdles. Marvin is a character from a Douglas Adams series, and Marvin_Android plays the part perfectly.

haha the crazy ex girlfriend.

#59, a bitch it is...

Wee-woo!

So is your mums, that's why she only gets anal.

Anaxes 5

Sauron > Voldemort

evry1luvspuns 0

-sigh crazy bitches these days

gators1995 30

Bee-do Bee-do Bee-do

DAMN SON!!!

bitches..

angela3222 0

I love your picture!

Dawm that's one flaming pussy.

dougierocks 13

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

Oh, hell, I would go ballistic! It's straight up ass kicking time...

BellaGoBoom 6

Ahahahaha 'Bitches be trippin' Watch Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' and look at the dude's truck at the end!

He broke up with her, doesn't mean he cheated. She could just be crazy.

v1kt4r 13

BITCHES BE LOCO!!!!

You deserve it for dating a crazy bitch.

Hump_Zilla 0

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

what kind of girl u were dating? gees

Obviously one with anger issues.