FML : Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring...

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Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

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I had just started restoring it when I got it, and nobody would insure it when I got it. it looked like a junkyard heap of shit, I just got it back the day before I broke up with her. still have the burnt up shell in my drive way that I have to dispose of :(

By hotride / Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:34 /

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By Hump_Zilla | 0

#1848557 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:05

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

By dougierocks | 11

#1848516 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:59

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

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By zinoxity | 23

#1848491 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:56

What the fuck??! Go burn her house down! :D What a furry night.

fakeaccountX | 6

#1848682 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:20

First your CAR, next is your HOUSE!
Move out of town before the bitch makes her next move!
Or better yet, just go torch her ass.

coderedz | 0

#1848899 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 20:25

bitch would die

green_eyes124 | 0

#1848931 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 20:32

Hmmm, wouldn't the day before 'today' be yesterday? Yeah, random I know, but hey, I'm tired *yawn*

Marvin_Android | 0

#1849129 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 21:26

Sounds frustrating.

All of your effort, for nothing. But that's just how all endeavors by all organisms are; you wind up dead and everything you've accomplished is destroyed. It's just so depressing, the pointlessness of it all.

I'm not bringing you down, am I? You've had a rough enough day.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

mikemik22 | 0

#1849178 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 21:50

So how's life?

Selena_is_back | 7

#1849193 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 22:00

Life's such a bitch!

theannonymousone | 0

#1849262 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 22:23

LAWSUIT! Now!

Marvin_Android | 0

#1849387 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 23:04

58, it's dreadful. Wasn't I clear enough for your primitive Earth-monkey brain earlier?

59, yes. Awful, isn't it.

sparta98 | 4

#1849857 - Thursday 16 December 2010 0:41

"What happened?" "I explained my views of life to the ship" "And?" "She committed suicide..."

iliketurdles | 7

#1849878 - Thursday 16 December 2010 0:43

Is it me or does anyone think this Android needs to get laid?

Go call E.T to see if he wants to hook up or something?! Just a thought.

DocBastard | 38

#1850007 - Thursday 16 December 2010 1:22

It's just you, Turdles. Marvin is a character from a Douglas Adams series, and Marvin_Android plays the part perfectly.

mrsflinstone | 0

#1851004 - Thursday 16 December 2010 2:11

haha the crazy ex girlfriend.

alex1502 | 0

#1855901 - Friday 17 December 2010 6:08

#59, a bitch it is...

By DahkLohd | 4

#1848497 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:57

Wee-woo!

AchillesWing | 0

#1852359 - Thursday 16 December 2010 8:40

So is your mums, that's why she only gets anal.

Anaxes | 5

#1853448 - Thursday 16 December 2010 14:25

Sauron > Voldemort

evry1luvspuns | 0

#3148597 - Saturday 20 August 2011 22:55

-sigh
crazy bitches these days

gators1995 | 30

#5572252 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:13

Bee-do Bee-do Bee-do

By BlackOpsFan | 3

#1848502 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:57

DAMN SON!!!

funktown | 2

#1849619 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 23:52

bitches..

angela3222 | 0

#1851707 - Thursday 16 December 2010 4:41

I love your picture!

By banana_buddy | 6

#1848508 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:58

Dawm that's one flaming pussy.

notagoodayforme | 0

#1852307 - Thursday 16 December 2010 8:18

fire crotch?

By dougierocks | 11

#1848516 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:59

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

By Trace01m | 11

#1848522 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:00

Oh, hell, I would go ballistic!

It's straight up ass kicking time...

By BellaGoBoom | 6

#1848529 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:01

Ahahahaha
'Bitches be trippin'
Watch Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' and look at the dude's truck at the end!

nancyfantastic | 3

#1848603 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:11

He broke up with her, doesn't mean he cheated. She could just be crazy.

v1kt4r | 13

#1848650 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:14

BITCHES BE LOCO!!!!

By EpicOrange | 0

#1848552 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:03

You deserve it for dating a crazy bitch.

By Hump_Zilla | 0

#1848557 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:05

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

By lucywho26 | 0

#1848565 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:06

what kind of girl u were dating? gees

Zmeilerr | 22

#1848977 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 20:38

Obviously one with anger issues.

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