First your CAR, next is your HOUSE! Move out of town before the bitch makes her next move! Or better yet, just go torch her ass.

bitch would die

Hmmm, wouldn't the day before 'today' be yesterday? Yeah, random I know, but hey, I'm tired *yawn*

Sounds frustrating. All of your effort, for nothing. But that's just how all endeavors by all organisms are; you wind up dead and everything you've accomplished is destroyed. It's just so depressing, the pointlessness of it all. I'm not bringing you down, am I? You've had a rough enough day. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

So how's life?

Life's such a bitch!

LAWSUIT! Now!

58, it's dreadful. Wasn't I clear enough for your primitive Earth-monkey brain earlier? 59, yes. Awful, isn't it.

"What happened?" "I explained my views of life to the ship" "And?" "She committed suicide..."

Is it me or does anyone think this Android needs to get laid? Go call E.T to see if he wants to hook up or something?! Just a thought.

It's just you, Turdles. Marvin is a character from a Douglas Adams series, and Marvin_Android plays the part perfectly.

haha the crazy ex girlfriend.

#59, a bitch it is...

So is your mums, that's why she only gets anal.

Sauron > Voldemort

-sigh crazy bitches these days

Bee-do Bee-do Bee-do

bitches..

I love your picture!

fire crotch?

He broke up with her, doesn't mean he cheated. She could just be crazy.

BITCHES BE LOCO!!!!

Obviously one with anger issues.