Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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Lozza111
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haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining
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rsxtine
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agreed.. or if it bothers u so much, do something about it! Trim that jungle back!! :P
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sexybitch92
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eww op shave.
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ladiesman14
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why do you smell like pumba the wart hog down there ? douching will not even help
that.
that.
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te_amo_ily
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SHAVE
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immazombeastxD
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I'll shave it foorr uuuuu and I u and I
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StoryOfTheYear
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He's just jealous that you have osama bin laden in your pants and he doesn't
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krissytina
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Shave....problem solved but if it's that bad where your boyfriend calls it a jungle then it might need to be waxed
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suppressed08
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the OPs name made me laugh:)
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ajporrasm
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maybe he did that to embarrass you for a reason? ydi
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doorfloor
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that's nasty, hairy vag's are gross
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ellielovesyuh
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shaving won't kill you op. :P
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MrMaD_fml
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would you have preferred "..it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.."
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Jizwold
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I agree u need to shaveee
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DirtyTaco
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or would you have liked "run through the jungle" .
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andruha1123
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why are people so disgusted by natural things like hair?
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Notjustanother1
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I hope he finds a treasure and not an anaconda
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danb1986
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trim or shave op, gotta keep it well maintained.
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Tyrone_Hawkins16
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No one likes eating at the Rainforest Cafe
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weeeeeeee a de da bumbawey
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godofcyanide
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy!
OH!!!!
Brought to you by the Diceman. :D
Trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy!
OH!!!!
Brought to you by the Diceman. :D
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Shookitup
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haha "hey look a monkey"
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tchaikovsky93
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How do you wear your makeup like that? I love it.
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hottttcheeto
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i am in LOVE with ur avi
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fistnazal
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Broken glass everywhere
People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, I can't take the noise no more
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with the baseball bat
I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
Cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car
People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, I can't take the noise no more
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with the baseball bat
I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
Cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car
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dobiesFTW
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"welcome to the jungle!"
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lilmissy1290
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and he probably came up coughing up a hairball.. thats gross op.. ydi.. learn to shave
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HippyChildDaisy
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"My girl is so hairy, I need to bring my machate to find my way out!"
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Themistocles_fml
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Op is from Africa. WAWAWIWA !!!
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yasmeenjonasx3
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LOL, hes funny. instead of complaining about it on FML, go shave your cooch.
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rnath23
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it's like a jungle sometimes it makes you wonder how you keep from going under.
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mak3_1t_ra1n
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lol just laugh n go shave no big deal
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christa953
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88- awesome
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YANKSFAN4EVER
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haha op calm down he is just trying to hav some fun.
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Martianrobot67
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#96 is hot.
#100 nice Granddmaster Flash word play
OP- "if theres the slightest hair, my tongue aint goin down there"
#100 nice Granddmaster Flash word play
OP- "if theres the slightest hair, my tongue aint goin down there"
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lonesomeXheartbr
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dear 88,
thank you for making my day.
sincerely, me
thank you for making my day.
sincerely, me
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mfmylifesrsly
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54 wins
82 - no ones wants pubes in their mouth when giving oral. I mean at least trim it...people trim and cut their head hair, they should do the same for down there.
a little bit of fire down there is hot tho if you're a redhead....just saying
82 - no ones wants pubes in their mouth when giving oral. I mean at least trim it...people trim and cut their head hair, they should do the same for down there.
a little bit of fire down there is hot tho if you're a redhead....just saying
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JeffGoesRawrr
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Lmfao 35 Thats From Harold & Kumar. xD
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mfmylifesrsly
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134 what the fuck is up with your pic puckering your lips like that??
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jameses19
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then don't go in
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crissyspic
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OMG!!!!!!!!! thts hilarious!!!!!! dude I died of laughter!!!!!! holy shit that's hilarious!:) shave dumbfuck !!!!
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WTF_WantToFly
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Buahahahaa this one made me laugh so hard
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elizzcbs13
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hahaha agreed! I think it's time for a shave, or at least a trim!
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twinny_sc
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I literally lol'd...& if my boyfriend did that I would have done the same. Way to solve that problem is to get some wax OP!
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666Alyssa
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Shave and you wouldn't have this problem.
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luvdanceqt
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hahah yes
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Latin_King13
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te_amo_ily eres una hermosura
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cartesianlogic
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fyl for your boyfriend being inconsiderate, but you should think about at least trimming. He should have brought it up after the sex though if it was bothering him instead of embarrassing you when he's supposed to be pleasing you.
personally I've got nothing against a little fur, although I prefer trimmed or shaved I'm not going to get bent out of shape over a full bush.
personally I've got nothing against a little fur, although I prefer trimmed or shaved I'm not going to get bent out of shape over a full bush.
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MeAlec
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shave or wax that bush jungle lady
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Toxxic_Blackout
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agreed 173. get rid of that nasty jungle bush, your bf needs to be able to see your loose bacon strips clearly.
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marymarymaryyy
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well, if he's right?
haha. never heard of razors?
:D
haha. never heard of razors?
:D
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heyitsbrii
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mhm shaving is always nice(:
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randomlettrrs
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hey 66 whats up?
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rockstatic
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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88 made me lol.
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Rhythm_Man
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both your name and that comment are amazing.
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theFMLwhore5
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That is so nasty.. I cant even guess what the smell is like.. D:
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xoxnoeliaxox
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hahaha!! omg that made me laugh so hard!!
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owneditup
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-
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Dollfacekillar
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You're way cute.
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tookietookie123
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We reccomend burning it all down! jk lol
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tookietookie123
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Just remember to tie a string around you and tie it to the side of the bed so you can pull yourself out!
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QuPii
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ewww shave that shit off.
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epr
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Hahaha.
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epr
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Nasty.
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Outsider_77
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the lion is lost in the jungle
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jearojas
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haha I think that's hilarious. but like everyone said, if you have a problem with it just shave.
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Epic_Phale615
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Owned?
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DieSynn
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lolz
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TripleJumpMan
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it's called waxing... that's nasty
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CitizenSnipz
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There's a lion in there?! You need to clean yourself up!
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comedychick
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omg aha that's soo jokes
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Jayisbeastlyy
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That made my day!
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sexycourtcourt
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fucking hilarious!!!
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spaerro
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what a keeper.
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ManiacGoblin46
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Or Welcome to the Jungle
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otr13467
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maybe it was an unfortunate coincidence and the song was just stuck in his head
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BrownSugar_fml
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I knew a man who went into the bush and never came back ;(
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sjisje
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hahaha
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time4coffee
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would you have prefered the Bitch is Back?
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Supersonic54
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lol don't complain if he did a good job, but if he didn't....I'll give it a try =P just kidding lol
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rileykins
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you're boyfriends an explorer. it's not everyday man encounters and conquers a jungle.
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misfit471
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17 is gorgeous. :)
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StoryOfTheYear
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Honey! get out the lawn mower, the grass has gotten a little tall
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rileykins
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thanks. :D
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Angelita_tita
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lmao 38xD
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ravealltheway
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hahaha that's some funny ass shit, not really an fml tho. but shave that jungle away into a nice flatland
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xFalzz
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YDI for not shaving.
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SupermanXL
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agreed
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holysmokes420
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OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!
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cheergirly16
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I see a lot Jbs on heree!! lol
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allylolll
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he doesn't look like Justin faggot.. so I don't know what you are all smoking.
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xFalzz
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Fuuuu D:<
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emmmmmma_fml
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hahahahhahahaha nice onnne :)
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holysmokes420
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seriously though. lose the jb haircut,,
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Jizwold
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anyone that looks like Justin bieber and is upset deserves it for having their hair like that
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Freeze_fml
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Looking like JB is a whole FML itself.
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holysmokes420
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win. ^
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sparklestar69
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yeah 78. is that why u have a picture of JB as your main picture?
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heyitsbrii
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That's exactly what i thought xD
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heyitsbrii
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That's exactly what i thought xD
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clumsytb
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that's what I was thinking.
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trinityfagan
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Amen.
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boredinnapoleon
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YDI
hint hint
hint hint
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ZleveL
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my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D:
anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)
anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)
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Lozza111
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haha, that's so funny, congrats on being awesome
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Lozza111
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aw, the comment I commented on dissapeared, now I look like an idiot replying to nothing in particular, either that or it's just my iPod not showing it, in which case I now look stupid for commenting on the irrelevence of my comments
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Lozza111
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woops, it's back *idiot*
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DaSexyBeast
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well there is a beautiful invention called clippers maybe you should get to know the Simbs
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jordankid93
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haha I gotta do that next time
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scuba113
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that's freaken funny
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Wigle
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the lion sleeeps tonight xD
anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)