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I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

No, it's a dinosaur.

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Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

I'm sensing that this might be a pun...

No, it's a dinosaur.

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#1 The puns are unreal

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the puns are... unBEARable...

No, this is Patrick.

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This seems like a Kodiak moment.

#1, tell us the truth so we don't claw it out of you. Did you really come up with these puns with your bear hands, or did some honey give you a paw?

Honey, we can bearly stand these puns. Please paws this right now, or you will be on time out fur a few weeks.

A black day.... Sounds racist

No it doesn't really sound racist at all...

No shit, #5...

A new fashion trend?

Haha ya! In style this season is cookie- cutters extreme!

2, maybe a cheaper version of a tattoo?

Branded for life. Sorry OP.

scarification! she invented a new technique!

Scarification isn't new at all

New technique she said

makes me think of the kids in high school who liked to bend metal coat hangers into shapes and burn stuff onto their skin...

I wonder how fast it will take off.

At least you can cover it up. But sorry OP, that is definitely not the most optimal situation...

I don't know... At least OP has a funny story behind it? And at least it's not a weird shaped scar... I mean, my friend has a birthmark in the shape of a penis so... I guess OP is luckier than her? Regardless, OP should probably teach this kid about boundaries and safety.

I would say the parents need to teach this kid about boundaries and safety. If OP was babysitting.....then you shouldn't be snoozing off leaving I assume a young kid unattended. But I'd definitely get the parents on that one. Nailing a cookie cutter into someone is a bit extreme

ouch. kids are so cute until they realise they can inflict pain on people.

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#52 cats eat my playdoh

#76 - yup. I have a two year old brother and seven year old brother who have both now realised that if they team up, they can inflict the maximum damage, and it won't get them in too much trouble because I'm their sister, not their mum.

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Maylie Vorhees does have a nice ring to it.

Lol for one they cut my comment in half. after the dots I said I'm just joking fyl OP....-_- but seriously I'm terrified of Jason that's not funny...o_o lol

You need to make up a backstory for it, one that makes you look cool. ie: "I was in a fistfight and the opponent found a hammer and a cookie mold. I won in the end though!"

"you should see the other guy! he got a star to the face "

That's so metal and psycho I can't even accept that's how the cookie crumbles.

At least it was a teddy bear, you could get a tattoo there to cover it up

Personally not a fan of teddy bears...definitely wouldn't want a teddy bear tattoo. But hey, maybe OP likes them.

It doesn't have to be a teddy bear tattoo, anything could cover it

Oh yeah, you're right. Sorry. Idiot moment on my behalf lol

Actually guys scars are hard to cover up because of the different type of skin the ink would have to stick to. I say color it in!

Personally, I think having a teddybear shaped scar would be pretty cool.

Well, if you're an optimist.

Imagine showing it off. "these are... My battle scars" *proudly rips sleeves off*

Scar is on his leg

The pain must have been unBEARable... Sorry that was bad...unlucky OP maybe the chicks would dig the scar?