By disney_dick - 08/01/2018 00:00 - United States - Mims

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 917
You deserved it 2 004

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PhantomCrevan 8

There could have been worse choices. Like "It's a Small World," or "Macarena."

Oh, come on. He should be able to take a joke. At least he got a blow job out of it.

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PhantomCrevan 8

There could have been worse choices. Like "It's a Small World," or "Macarena."

He might not have liked it, but I can't stop smiling. This is my new favorite blow job story.

Oh, come on. He should be able to take a joke. At least he got a blow job out of it.

I guess he feels like you didn't bring honour to us all.

That’s pretty awful! Just as bad would be “Take This ‘Job and Shove It” or “Never Gonna Give You Up.” To stick with the Disney theme, try “Someday My Prince Will Come.”

"Take this job and shove it" is much worse than Mulan. At least sleeping with a woman is a legitimate way of making a man out of you.

it would work for me. provide a whole new meaning to mulan. but lmao

Lobby_Bee 17

How can anyone get mad from a blowjob, unless it wasn't finished. Did you finish him off?

Try big Shaq - man's not hot the next time

"Alright, that's it! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!"

Blow job? Hum anything you want - makes no difference to me; I’m all in. Besides it could be worse: ‘You cum and go, you cum and go, karma chameleon’; Little Bitty by Alan Jackson; ‘I won’t let these little things slip out of my mouth’ by One Direction

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂