By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Plainsboro

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML
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xAkonz 10

Well good morning to you too.

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xAkonz 10

Well good morning to you too.

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CocaColaPepsi 13

Basic FML commenting rule# Never write LOL, you'll get a lot of thumbs down

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AKGirlinSD 20

1...apparently that old man is Grumpy Gus in that community. I wouldn't need coffee for that job; that senior would wake me right up talking to me such as OP was talked to.

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thatkidhesh 11

sounds like a Clint Eastwood character in real life.

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IworkAt711 14

Clint Eastwood is a badass. This guy is just a dick.

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PulseShock 9

I'd hope he'd know that. He's fairly obviously just your average angry Old man, probably lived an unfulfilling life.

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Jjimen1654 9

Very true, im 19 and customers at my job always call me sir. Its really just a way if showing respect.

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MaxPlain69 8

He's rude! If he starts drowning, tell him to suck it up!

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Smart thinking! Sucking all the ocean water up will not only save himself, but keep other swimmers away from the dangers of the water!

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MzZombicidal 36

Yes. Kill old men for being grumpy. Oh, wait… That would be genocide!

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SylivionSypher 6

From what I learned on this site,old people are mean. Dont worry OP!

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jojimugo 20

Nah .. Old people are ******* crazy and out of control

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Joe9024 20

Old people are just old and they don't give a **** anymore.

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Nordrag 26

Old people are still just people. Sometimes a bit lacking in self censorship but I mean they're not all identical.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

I learnt from this site that everyone is mean :)

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Rababco 29

That's because it's fmylife not lovemylife. It's just like the media, it's only the stupid/mean/crazy people that make the news or get a reality TV show.

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FMLbutYDI 17

Reminds me of that Spongebob episode.

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cuppycakeslove 20

oh yeah, THAT one episode out of the hundreds that are out there.

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Nordrag 26

Oh oh I know this one. It was this episode with this sponge that had like square pants. And the whole episode was underwater. Ya, that one.

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saidoh_fml 26

#5 it appears you misplaced your comment and intended to reply to #3, hence the confusion. (It's a reference to Spongebob sucking up all the ocean water in an attempt to save Patrick.) At least that's what I gathered since I immediately thought of Spongebob when I saw 3's comment, but I could be wrong.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11

YDI. You should of said "Shoals my good man, doth thou have a splendid day"

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IscoreOnU 19

Can't decide if I love or hate old people. Every time I get on here my opinion changes, usually for the worse. They sure are devious *******.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Now days the older generation tend to not want to grow old. They refuse to grow old.

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BreynHope 11

Old people.. Either very nice or complete dickheads.

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