That would be absolutely hilarious!!

nope he later asked "who's your daddy?"

well he was stabbing you with his lightsaber...

I hate Star Wars!

OP is just bragging at this point

Let's hope they made sure they're not brother and sister before they decided to play with his lightsaber.

did he use the force?

long ago in a land far far away...

Nerds will be nerds.

long long ago, in a GALAXY far far away...

i rofled so hard when I read both this post and this comment

72 he used his lightsaber lol

May the force be with you

20- ....stfu

was the force with him

Insest is always the best

tune in next week for indiana jones

Haha. I love how there's 252 thumbs up!! Most I've ever seen! And yes. Hopefully he didn't say that. :D

At least it wasn't the Jaws theme...or maybe that would have been more appropriate.

jaws would only be appropriate if it's the same boyfriend that's afraid of pussy teeth!

awesome fml reference there!!

Best comment ever! ;)

It would be better if OP said, No, I am your Father afterwards

That is Epic!

that is really weird

That's weird

Lots of it, hopefully.

Yea!!

R u retartded? Its galaxy!

yes, but unfortunately the hole he had to aim for was only 1 foot wide, so entry was nearly impossible

EPIC

ha it was like that reference was made for this!

Thats not a problem. He hit holes this small back on the farm.

hahahahah

I don't know why she's complaining. Star wars is a classic an epic one at that. You should be flattered that he would even compare your pussy to that.

well said!

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away."

no they all ran into a forcefield web they came out the hanger off the ship

I would marry that man...

Or "The Force is now in you."

lmfao hilarious post and comment.

nice tits

I agree 207

lmao! winning

*force choke*

ok how am I single and guys like that aren't??!

Meesa say yoosa so hot

Sorry to hear that bro, tbh a lot of girls will date almost anyone who can make her laugh. Try it out and I bet you'll have a date inside of a week ;D

lol 105 id go out wit u. if i knew u better.-.-

this advice is so true :) your looks aren't bad either, i would date you so I'm sure others would too

212 you realize hes ten years older than you right?

So I'm wondering if you know that trilogy is a three part movie..dumbass

or jabba the hut

Or jar jar. Just think about it.

Past FML reference!!! :3

60 and I should care because...?

because you have nice tits.

Who said you have to care?

be glad he doesnt call himself jar jar binks lol

oh shnap!

Hahahahahahaha

333 thumbs up with me!!!

lol a cactus huh, well when your right your right I suppose.

Yes :)

LMAO u saw tht one lol

18 lol I thought it was funny.

me too haha

Na, Indiana jones would have been more appropriate while exploring the 'Temple of Doom'.

^you mean the temple of poon

the pirates of the carribean theme is a personal favourite, especially when I'm brushing my teeth

Hahahahaha

Enter you I will.

I think it's cute...

haha I actually don't see how this is a fml.