War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 234
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OcampoFTW 4

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

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marmots 0

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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OcampoFTW 4

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

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CookieMonstr19 0

That would be absolutely hilarious!!

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theten_fml 9

nope he later asked "who's your daddy?"

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steezy4you 3

well he was stabbing you with his lightsaber...

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kings1fan 6

I hate Star Wars!

CatEyes66 0

Let's hope they made sure they're not brother and sister before they decided to play with his lightsaber.

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jvillan87 5

long long ago, in a GALAXY far far away...

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omfgfmlife 0

i rofled so hard when I read both this post and this comment

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TheChampagneBoi 5

72 he used his lightsaber lol

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swimchica22 0

May the force be with you

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NastyNinja31 0

was the force with him

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agaba 0

Insest is always the best

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ky765 0

tune in next week for indiana jones

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clumsylittleme 11

Haha. I love how there's 252 thumbs up!! Most I've ever seen! And yes. Hopefully he didn't say that. :D

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LadyClarik 8

At least it wasn't the Jaws theme...or maybe that would have been more appropriate.

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hayq 5

jaws would only be appropriate if it's the same boyfriend that's afraid of pussy teeth!

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kathuzada 6

It would be better if OP said, No, I am your Father afterwards

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16rrpass 0

R u retartded? Its galaxy!

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habest 2

Did his forces find their way to the death star?

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KoolKidFly 0

yes, but unfortunately the hole he had to aim for was only 1 foot wide, so entry was nearly impossible

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acmilan721 4

ha it was like that reference was made for this!

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iSitt 0

Thats not a problem. He hit holes this small back on the farm.

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ThEKID96 4

I don't know why she's complaining. Star wars is a classic an epic one at that. You should be flattered that he would even compare your pussy to that.

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Cereal_Is_Good 5

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away."

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marinecorp09 0

no they all ran into a forcefield web they came out the hanger off the ship

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dethmagnetic1 0

just wait for the rest of the trilogy :D

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Mitcha857 0

ok how am I single and guys like that aren't??!

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iSitt 0

Meesa say yoosa so hot

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dethmagnetic1 0

Sorry to hear that bro, tbh a lot of girls will date almost anyone who can make her laugh. Try it out and I bet you'll have a date inside of a week ;D

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eminemchick 19

lol 105 id go out wit u. if i knew u better.-.-

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smellymellyy 7

this advice is so true :) your looks aren't bad either, i would date you so I'm sure others would too

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maz255 10

212 you realize hes ten years older than you right?

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jwilli_fml 0

So I'm wondering if you know that trilogy is a three part movie..dumbass

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marmots 0

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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santarosakid 5

or jabba the hut

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dstivers 0

Or jar jar. Just think about it.

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applesuckers 0

60 and I should care because...?

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psycho9631 1

be glad he doesnt call himself jar jar binks lol

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BabbiiLovvee 0

At least a cactus didn't fall on your face.

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Vash_41288 10

lol a cactus huh, well when your right your right I suppose.

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BabbiiLovvee 0

18 lol I thought it was funny.

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KaskStunter 4

Better than the Indiana Jones theme.

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x_KL_x 7

Na, Indiana jones would have been more appropriate while exploring the 'Temple of Doom'.

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kcircuses2 4

^you mean the temple of poon

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promarkchris 6

the pirates of the carribean theme is a personal favourite, especially when I'm brushing my teeth

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Danny0D 5

At least he didn't do a yoda impression

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bobbybill0519 7

Enter you I will.

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tnlander 20

OP, that would make you a Death Star. I think he is trying to tell you something. FYL

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Complaining 13

Well your boyfriend Is very creative! ...And likes Star Wars. Now that's a plus.

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mojojolyn 3

haha I actually don't see how this is a fml.

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