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So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

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She's just cranky cause she's posted 14 FMLs and none of them were confirmed. Hate to break it to you, ohthebloodygore, but saying "fuck" in the same sentence as a semi-intellectual word does not make you a badass.

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What's not right? Him doing it or her complaining about it?(: OP, tell him "Tune in to Tokyo, Tune in to Tokyo" is a much better game. This way you won't bitch because you'll be getting fine tuned.

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

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no you're the idiot, she should just break up with the guy if she can't handle the fact that he has a sense of humor in the bedroom. Would she rather he play with some other girls big tits?? I cant stand reading FMLs where its a girl whining about something funny a guy did. There's so many pathetic ugly fat people on the internet who can whine about not being able to get laid or land a bf/gf, so its stupid to whine because a guy shouted "Vinegar Strokes!" right before he came one ni

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63- sounds like a personal problem. If you don't like a certain brand of FMLs going up, FML isn't the place for you, yeah? Or maybe you should track down the mods 'n' lynch em?

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this sounds like something my boyfriend would do. or cover his teeth while we are making out to see what "old man snogging" would be like. or randomly start braiding my hair while he's behind me and we are intimate. sometimes it's hilarious. other times (like when i want to be romantic) I don't get the guy. oh well. it's what makes him.

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It could have been worse. He could have been an asshole got up and walked away. He was just being funny. Deffs not a FML moment, imo.

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#17, it doesn't hurt for all girls. And I'm quite certain it wouldn't hurt anywhere near as much. The reactions from both genders shows that a lot... Guys fall on the ground in pain, girls just complain a little.

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you can't try to understand the pain either gender goes through, & as a girl it hurts alot, & it's dangerous if you get hit too hard in your breast.

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not to burst everyones bubble but I would imagine he punched them lightly in a playful wanly therefore it wouldn't hurt nearly as much as a mans balls which are sensitive to almost every little touch... in the event that he did it hard your boyfriends an asshole and has no concern for your well being...

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I think that's the whole point. The bf is an asshole with no consern for her well being. Besides, she could punch him playfully & lightly in the balls - same effect! The real fear that a lil 2 much pressure means real pain is the FML, you see

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what girl does it not hurt... one with fake boobs??? mine may not be all that bigbut it still flipppin hurts!

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Oh my fucking god, all you girls arguing that a light punch in the tit hurts so much and is very heartbreaking and ruins your chances to ever breastfeed a child need to shut the hell up. You cannot compare getting punched in the balls with getting punched in the tit. I know as a man I don't know what it feels like, but its fat and skin, its not a testicle!!!! Grow the hell up and stop whining, periods, childbirth, you can whine all day about that, but I'm not going to sit here and believe tha

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I'm sure the guy wasn't pulling out the Rocky punches with it too. My guess Is that he was playfully batting them to make it seem like he was practicing on a speed bag. (Is that what they're called?) My advice: If you can't handle a sense of humor, dump him. There are probably plenty of guys that take sex as serious as open-heart surgery. chances are he can also find a girl with a sense of humor.

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67: A bit much? Cmon, I don't see your man-boobs producing milk. A playful pat to the balls could hurt just as much as a bat to the boulders.

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how abou YOU shut the hell up, because a punch in the tits hurt like hell. we may not fall to the ground, but then again, we have more pride then to show how much it hurts.

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Why do you think girls complain about getting punched in the boobs??? It is NOT the same thing as getting punched in the shoulder or stomach. It hurts like hell, but most girls are too proud or self-conscious to fall to te ground and grab themselves. Anyhow, I can't compare it with getting punched in the balls, because I'm not male, but I can tell you that even a playful punch can cause much pain if in the chestical area for a woman.

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LMAO, I'm sure the boyfriend wasn't actually punching her hard, he was probably just tapping them. The OP needs to get a sense of humor. Enjoy the funny things in life.

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#87 Yes! I can't claim to know what getting hit in the nuts feels like, as I don't have any. But getting punched in the boob frickin' hurts. It radiates a sickening pain in the stomach, the same kind of sensation you get before you throw up, and the pain radiates for minutes afterward, it doesn't just stop or go away. It's not the same kind of pain when you hit your clitoris - in gymnastics I failed and landed on a bar, I probably should have seen a doctor because I was bleeding and that's just

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really? cuz I've been punched in the tit and the pain doesn't radiate to my stomach and lasts like 30 seconds and doesn't even hurt all that bad, so no getting hit in a tit isn't comparable to getting hit in the nut cuz guys are crippled and on the verge of tears for like 5min. Besides I'd imagine op's boyfriend to be doing this gently not punching them hard

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and 122 I have also had a ruptured ovarian cyst to where I was throwing up cuz I lost a lot of blood and kept getting really lightheaded, and needed surgery to fix it, and I also did not tumble to the ground and moan, but that was also because even walking and laying down hurt like there was no tomorrow and getting on the ground would hurt worse

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67, breasts aren't just "skin and fat". Just like testicles, they have nerve endings, which means that they CAN be just as sensitive if someone were to punch/hit them. As a female, I can tell you that it does hurt like hell. I agree with #122. It's just a horrible, very painful feeling when you get hit there. We usually DON'T fall to the ground like little babies. What's that going to do? Nothing. If you're mentally strong enough, you won't collapse like that. Which, I believe, most w

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you wanna know why girls don't fall to the ground after getting hit in the tit? because it DOESN'T hurt as much as getting hit in the dudes. guys don't fall down because it hurts... when you hit a dude in the nuts his whole body basically seizes up and he just falls. you girls can say that giving birth sucks, yea okay I agree but don't compare a punched tit to hitting a guy in the nuts.

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SCREW YOU #67! you dont fucking know anything. try pushing a fucking watermelon out a small hole, or bleeding for a week and having terrorist bombings in your uturus. and you say a hit to the boob couldnt coulnt compare to having a hit in the nuts, but it is EXACTLY the same

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