Awkward, Education and Babies: Dark humor

Dark humor

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 04:01

Today, whilst I was setting up a room for a paediatric first aid course, some of the students arrived. At that precise moment I dropped one of the dolls, and for whatever reason, the first words out of my mouth were, "Oops, I killed the baby." Death glares ensued very quickly. FML

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By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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You deserved it 30 294

Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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You deserved it 2 806

Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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You deserved it 2 650

Cuteness overload

By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 715

You deserved it 3 676

By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 235

You deserved it 2 948

Fainting time

By kindergarten teacher - 23/03/2013 13:25 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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You deserved it 3 679

By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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You deserved it 76 955

By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 38 214

Evil

By Courts - 28/02/2017 21:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I had a shift as a carer in a high-rise disability home, and working with a lady whom was once a midwife. She had a toy baby, and was rocking it. When I asked her what she was going to do what the baby so she could come to lunch, she casually threw the baby off the balcony and shrugged. FML

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You deserved it 521

By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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You deserved it 1 980

xxlk4xx 6

Wednesday 14 July 2021 4:20

omg I feel like those people need to lighten up lol, I would have laughed with you!

roxsie_rox 6

Wednesday 14 July 2021 5:29

I feel you! I definitely told a friend of mine I was going to smoke a cancer stick .... not thinking she is battling with cancer her self FML it's easy to say the wrong thing at the wrong time or to the wrong person lbs

Comments

xxlk4xx 6

Wednesday 14 July 2021 4:20

omg I feel like those people need to lighten up lol, I would have laughed with you!

roxsie_rox 6

Wednesday 14 July 2021 5:29

mccuish 25

Wednesday 14 July 2021 8:27

Some people just need to lighten up a bit. I would’ve gotten a laugh from that

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 15 July 2021 20:23

Jesus, Kyle... you KICK the baby, and KILL Kenny. You bastard.

Yummi_913 18

Thursday 15 July 2021 20:52

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I would have laughed my ass off if I witnessed that! I have my own baby too so it's not like I don't have the same preservation instincts they do either.