FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs....

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tucker - / Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:35 / United States

Intimacy

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By gollygoshers | 0

#678495 - Thursday 19 November 2009 2:31

How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?

By perdix | 29

#678667 - Thursday 19 November 2009 3:23

And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"

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By twitterwhore66 | 4

#678471 - Thursday 19 November 2009 2:18

HA i love this one

pepsie_fml | 0

#918298 - Saturday 6 March 2010 7:13

how do u lose a codom?

bobnorris | 0

#1048839 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 17:57

good dog

zebraface123 | 6

#3788496 - Monday 26 December 2011 5:49

you call your dog it?

shotgun_girl | 17

#6449745 - Saturday 31 October 2015 22:02

yeah I mean really? I don't get how this doesn't have more ydi

By gollygoshers | 0

#678495 - Thursday 19 November 2009 2:31

How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?

By Erindub | 0

#678520 - Thursday 19 November 2009 2:37

When I was a teenager (jez I sound old) my mom walked in on us and my boyfriends mom also walked in on us. These things happen...and yet another reason I will not procreate! ; )

By Laxloverr24 | 0

#678535 - Thursday 19 November 2009 2:40

bad dogggie.

By blakehilli8 | 0

#678579 - Thursday 19 November 2009 2:51

doggy style dog you have there

By XaosZaleski | 0

#678662 - Thursday 19 November 2009 3:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

KrazyKatz3 | 26

#7517593 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 19:36

Check the top of your screen honey... It is an FML

By perdix | 29

#678667 - Thursday 19 November 2009 3:23

And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"

By Mx_Rider | 6

#678675 - Thursday 19 November 2009 3:31

and the dog said "here boss here is your 250 pack condoms from sams club"

By BigK_Diet_Cola | 1

#678678 - Thursday 19 November 2009 3:33

Lost a condom? Really? You should have easily been able to find it on your pene, then dispose of it.

It should stay on if it fits. Maybe next time don't unnecessarily buy the Magnums with the sole
purpose of trying to impress the cashier.