Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
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gollygoshers
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How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?
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perdix
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And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"
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twitterwhore66
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HA i love this one
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pepsie_fml
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how do u lose a codom?
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bobnorris
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good dog
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zebraface123
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you call your dog it?
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shotgun_girl
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yeah I mean really? I don't get how this doesn't have more ydi
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gollygoshers
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How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?
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Erindub
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When I was a teenager (jez I sound old) my mom walked in on us and my boyfriends mom also walked in on us. These things happen...and yet another reason I will not procreate! ; )
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Laxloverr24
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bad dogggie.
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blakehilli8
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doggy style dog you have there
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XaosZaleski
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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KrazyKatz3
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Check the top of your screen honey... It is an FML
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perdix
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And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"
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Mx_Rider
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and the dog said "here boss here is your 250 pack condoms from sams club"
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BigK_Diet_Cola
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Lost a condom? Really? You should have easily been able to find it on your pene, then dispose of it.
It should stay on if it fits. Maybe next time don't unnecessarily buy the Magnums with the sole
purpose of trying to impress the cashier.
It should stay on if it fits. Maybe next time don't unnecessarily buy the Magnums with the sole
purpose of trying to impress the cashier.
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k43L1
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if you lose a condom, you search like hell for it. especially since you dont want your parents to know. that sucks man.