By Tucker - United States
  Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
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By  Erindub  |  0

When I was a teenager (jez I sound old) my mom walked in on us and my boyfriends mom also walked in on us. These things happen...and yet another reason I will not procreate! ; )

By  BigK_Diet_Cola  |  1

Lost a condom? Really? You should have easily been able to find it on your pene, then dispose of it.

It should stay on if it fits. Maybe next time don't unnecessarily buy the Magnums with the sole
purpose of trying to impress the cashier.