Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll...

By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 06:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 22:00

Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML

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By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

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By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

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B0NER 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Must have good boobies

rayrayray23 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Best solution: Go to Narnia.

Comments

changesinme 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:56

Don't we all love boobs! Boobies are simply great man...

ty1992_farmlife 12

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:57

Oookk... it's time to leave that guy. Any guy crazy enough to say is crazy enough to do it. Watch you back

xxtb0 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:05

now THATS true love

stangbabyxo4 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:10

Run my friend!

terrask 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:13

See now, you say your boyfriend TOLD you. Wich means after telling that he is STILL your boyfriend. I'm having a brain fart attempting to put logic in that fact...

lordEast 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:14

Creepy much? Good choice in men

EnterSandman_fml 20

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:14

He must have heard 'A Little Piece Of Heaven' by Avenged Sevenfold but prefers your **** to your thighs.

OhLohd111 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:24

You silly person, in "A Little Piece of Heaven" it was her entire bloody body that he was using. He simply needed a heater for her thighs so that he wouldn't get cold ^^