By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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blakenicolep96 0

Paha! Thats awesome.

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sammyg524 0

That sound like something I would say to my girlfriend!

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boardforlife 0

I did say this to my gf haha

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ileenefudge 29

That's not a good thing. Telling her not to cheat on you is one thing, but threatening her with murder is just wrong

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

you're dating a psycho. break up with him... but you might end up getting killed In the process

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upyourzlolz 11

Taking the "I love boobies bracelets too seriously.

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perdix 29

How long would the boobies keep fresh in the fridge? I get only 3-4 days after I open a carton of milk, and since boobies are milk bags, I'd figure they'd have a similar freshness interval. Comments?

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Omega_Mus 7

Boobies don't come with an expiration date, however, he can make them stay indefinitely with a touch of formaldehyde (sp?). Not a traditional addition to milk.

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mbrooks5110 0

Dont cheat on him, dump him instead. That's nuts even if he was "joking".

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wallygolf 3

Do you Boobies take this murderer to be you're lawful wedded husband. Lol

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ironhead_fml 20

Wow, you need to get the hell out of that game!

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